In the Castle of Wokkobli, the middle of Africa, a man named Davos was a Knight of the realm, the princess got stolen by an evil man.
“Well Davos, you better go. You have been summoned, to the King’s side.”
“Understood, King Weizen. I will save the beautiful land of Africa once again.”
He sets off on a journey, to save the Princess. Wait a second. The king never said which princess he had to save. What if it was the dreaded banhammer princess?
He returns swiftly to the castle to say,
"My dearest king… which princess was it?
Ah…
my Noble Knight Davos.
Thou hast returned.
It was the Princess Methnor from the South of Asia. It is guarded by a dragon though… If you do this, I will reward you with.
A big tiddy goth gf.
“Ah! THAT princess! Well, goodbye Mister King! I’m off to save Israel!”
“It’s Africa now!” The king shouts.
“Not anymore!” Davos shouted. Because indeed, they were in Australia.
Weizen gasps, as he looked around. “This cannot be, we are in Africa! We cannot have been in Australia this whole time!”. However, what they did not notice, they were in Nepal, near the Himalayas. Why was it so cold?
"You know King Weizen… That was some pretty good weed we were smoking there…"
“You must go now. Princess Methnor will die a slow and painful death if you do not save her.”
“and you want your big tiddy goth gf, right?”
“yes I do”
Davos Jones walks off into the land of Africa