[THREAD 1] Homestuck FM - The Battleship (Year 1) [6/8]

And so far we have

“Town JOAT(basically)”
“Town Hidden triplevoter”
“Mafia reanimator/rampager”
“Town chronomancer”
“Town rolecop”

I’ll tell you my role makes sense with the above

and I am expected to believe that

“Neutral lyncher mechanics oracle that converts into VT” exists
that is a level of bastard/unfair that does not fit in the general style of the game

even if flavor makes sense the role does not make sense and almost def never gets past review

it’s DGADT all over again
this doesn’t live

This is also why I was trying to get into a neighborhood. So I could out it to just 1 person that I trusted and not the entire fucking thread

the green sun, for those unawares
app didnt say this out loud, dont yell at me for making it clear to other people

Fakeclaiming mechanical BS is super easy

you fakeclaimed masons if your first scumgame

You fakeclaimed with wazza

It’s easy for newish players to do and your role does not make logical sense to exist

you

DIE

EZ
GAMER
TIMES

anyways
dont waste strifes on them. yall can vote them, but im not.
but make them the exe if anything. dont waste strifes

I may make a spicy stride shortly lemme think

hey uhh
@jade idk if the thing yesterday was an ability or another scripted thing like the event failing.
but if you uhhh have another use of it.
much appreciated

Yes, but I know what sounds good and what doesn’t. I know my claims were bad w/ Wazza. Masons is a real thing despite being a bold fake.

my role should not exist

and if I was faking it I wouldn’t have claimed have the crap I actually have

“it’s too complicated to be fake”

I think i’ve used this exact defense before as wolf

either way it’s not that it’s too complicated

it’s that it’s bastard to the point where I don’t think it would pass review
cheese might include that but I don’t think sulit would

I could do hardcore sulit-analysis to see if she would or would not allow that with quotes but i’m not going to stalk the profile of a reviewer to try and see if a clearly BS role is BS or not

heres the thing
i was looking at app’s ISO
and as far as i can tell, they havent read the source material like myself and mist have.

to come up with a fake claim this specifically accurate, i dont believe he would do that from just someone else.
this role had to have been written down by cloned. either as a fake claim for the nk, or as app’s actual role.
although, a fake claim which tells you about your own role is kinda based. so thats why im going towards the truth

it’s not too complicated to be fake. I’m asking if you think I’m legitimately stupid enough to keeping adding things on when I know it already sounds bad

its not just too complicated
its too specifically accurate, as well as complicated

@HammerMan
What were you talking about with the lime green, if you get a chance?

also the whole NK thing:

I’m the NK - outing the fact that there’s an NK is braindead

I’m maf who knows about NK - lolno

I’m what I claim - yes

NK doesn’t exist and I’m maf - the most reasonable thing you can be thinking if you think i’m evil, and if you want to I can’t really stop you

I just want to say I do not think I am ever going to strife apprentice here.
I do not see where this being fake is.

faking flavor matching claims is also super easy

See jojo

eevee and I solved flavor despite not knowing source material at all
see insurgency, where app was literally scum and helped solve flavor despite (I think) not knowing anything about flavor

I mean, yes.

You considered a panic neut claim in DG. We can all read that chat.

You were being pressured by me to the point where we were advocating strifes on you. You made a panic neut claim. It’s not out of your range

And making it sound all flavory and bullshitty isn’t out of your range either. You did it in insurgency, with leafia, with that “lost sibling” masonry bullshit

Your claim so far is not out of the range of what evidence shows you could reasonably do as scum so I don’t buy it in the slightest.

Don’t worry about it

Is it related to your role or your results?

We had planned for a masonry all together but only those 2 had the ability with the claims we already substantiated to do that.

Chloe had outed herself as a power gainer and I had outed myself as the grand trial and cop.

come ON people did y’all READ DGADT FM?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Apprentice is claiming a role that wins with town but has a specific lower chance of winning than any other town member

It makes NO logical sense for all town classes to be more or less standard, and then apprentice being a town class who as to complete a WHOLE ASS SIDE MISSION before being able to win the game

WHAT

are y’all on fucking trickster candy? (I think that’s a homestuck thing ici has said that to me a few times)

how are you buying this