Town of Salem 2399 - The Desolation of Storp - ꜱɪɢɴᴜᴘꜱ - FILLED

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#261

i am going to place an insufferable amount of spaces in my posts so that anyone who tries to fullquote me will be in great pain.

#262

In other words you asked for a forced break.
In my case my break was forced on me bleh.

#263

Guys pls I want this game to start

#264

> Bug report: a glitch involving the ULTRA BESPOKE theme of StorpNet has recently afflicted some users across the simulation. We hope to rectify this bug soon. Signs of the bug include Icibalus, your StorpNet assistant, displaying erratic behaviour indicative of multiple personalities, some of which are exceptionally deranged and falsely believe Storp has flaws. Do not worry. There is no possible way a Sentinel could've gone rogue. You live in a perfect world.

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#265

My bad guys

#266

Nah Ultra Bespoke theme is great it turns everything upside down

#267

> It... definitely isn't supposed to do that either. Oh dear. Oh deary me.

#268

I payed $40 for this, I want a refund

#269

i don’t think we get refunds

#270

The problem is your worried about Ultra Bespoke when really you should be worried about

ǝʞodsǝq ɐɹʇl∩

#271

I’m sueing

#272

> Talk of refunds was abolished in 2299. As were lawsuits. Watch your mouth, citizens!

#273

O_o

Wait what happened to the world again…

#274

I’m so glad to live in peace and harmony as a loyal member of Storp Corporation!

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#275

discrediting apoc is still illegal too right

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#276

clearly after three people didn’t murder everyone in thronecorp we all decided to go to a better world

#277

> How... do you know about A.P.O.C? I haven't given that bit of flavour text yet! Oh dear. Oh deary dear.

#278

Oh yeh Thronecorp… sounds familiar… can’t exactly get my head around tho, my memory feels foggy

#279

/in

#280

im not taking this game seriously

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