Umineko FM: Turn of the Golden Witch - Game Over - Wolves Win

[Marluxion]

based windward

[WindwardAway]

or maybe it’s just “this is what you get for dive-bombing me because I had a bag of McDonalds food”

[WindwardAway]

(yes this is a true story and the climax is when a seagull decides to sit on my head and wait for food )

[Marluxion]

LMAO
Did you give him some nuggies

[Nightingale]

more like :joy_seagull:

[Marluxion]

@Chloe

1. Read every post.
Even the long ones like this. Don’t go ‘ooo wow long post ok this is probably town,’ and instead absorb the content. Our site has a horrible horrible habit of constantly posting one-liners, and seeing wallposts as being townie af, or just ignoring them as a whole. This is dumb. We should change this. It’s really really bad.

2. Don’t play like this is mountainous.
The game isn’t mountainous, so don’t play like it is (as much as I want to). Context and timing for claims should be taken into account. Legitimacy of claims should be taken into account. Checks and mech info should be treated with a grain of salt, as we can’t possibly know everything that happened action-wise, but should still be taken into account. That being said:

3. Don’t overly rely on mech info or claims.
Claims don’t clear you. Your claim should not be the only thing stopping you from being an elim. Play the game, and allow us to find you socially , if you’re town. Just because someone claims something powerful or odd that you ‘never see as being scum’ does NOT mean they are not scum and you no longer have to read them. If people who claim powerful shit live to lategame, something is wrong. Also… DONT IMMEDIATELY OUT YOUR CHECKS. Allow time for spew! Don’t jump the gun because it’s exciting.

4. Fuck meta (except when it actually does something).
We suck at metareading. Nobody in this game has distinct meta that bars them from being a wolf. Meta is a crutch that we are allowed to use (and I’ll definitely rely on it it a bit lol) but should never be the main basis for a read.

5. PLAY BY POE
Everyone wants to find wolves. I get that. We all wanna be the hero who solves the game and dunks on every wolf ever, but that isn’t how you win. Earlygame idc, go ham, but the best way to get a dub is if we find villagers and don’t give the wolves any wiggle room. (Yes, I’m linking That One Newcomb Article , eat me). Form a towncore and work together. Don’t try to be a hero.

6. Don’t hyperpost.
Hyperposting makes your ISO a pain to go through, and will make it infinitely harder to figure out what your reads are and/or find you as town. I know it’s fun to hyperpost and meme and shit, but like… I like to win, so let’s do that instead. Wolves can fit in much easier if we allow them to top the postcount and clog the thread. So don’t!

7. Don’t be stupid.
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I wanna any% speedrun defy every single thing on this list

[WindwardAway]

@Marluxion

Did you give him some nuggies

I freaked out when I realized it had landed on me while I was walking and shoo’ed it away, but then it called its friends and I had an entire flock zooming after me

[WindwardAway]

peak comedy tbh, there were some random people walking around who probably saw me shouting and sprinting

[Marluxion]

seagulls a shit

[Marluxion]

sounds hilarious though

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@Marluxion

oh no
did my tree event kill the thread

What it was made for

@Marluxion

the chat is moving so fast nobody will see that i’m marl

@WindwardAway

…maybe it’s about time I leaf the thread, too

No please stop the puns

@Marluxion

no wait stay i can root out my problems i swear

I beg you

@WindwardAway

but what if they just branch out into worse problems?

STOP

@Marluxion

we can just bark at them later if that happens

End me

@WindwardAway

I’m not sure if that wood solve them, though

why

I cant and won’t with these puns anymore

@WindwardAway

That being said, I don’t think it’s bad that she questioned why Marl would activate his event so early in the game.

I actually think it’s a good question to ask, why would it be bad lol?

insert funny flavor reference here

@Marluxion

I wanna any% speedrun defy every single thing on this list

Lmao I. I already know I’ll have problems with #6 but I’m trying? Okay

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When post count hits 350 I’m gonna iso some people

( AMOGUS EMOJI)

[ChopChop]

Meow!

[ChopChop]

@Chloe

Chloe’s Tips and Tricks to Hopefully Not Get Decimated

Disclaimer: I have ~zero clue how to play closed/rolemadness setups, and vanilla games are goat

1. Read every post.
Even the long ones like this. Don’t go ‘ooo wow long post ok this is probably town,’ and instead absorb the content. Our site has a horrible horrible habit of constantly posting one-liners, and seeing wallposts as being townie af, or just ignoring them as a whole. This is dumb. We should change this. It’s really really bad.

2. Don’t play like this is mountainous.
The game isn’t mountainous, so don’t play like it is (as much as I want to). Context and timing for claims should be taken into account. Legitimacy of claims should be taken into account. Checks and mech info should be treated with a grain of salt, as we can’t possibly know everything that happened action-wise, but should still be taken into account. That being said:

3. Don’t overly rely on mech info or claims.
Claims don’t clear you. Your claim should not be the only thing stopping you from being an elim. Play the game, and allow us to find you socially, if you’re town. Just because someone claims something powerful or odd that you ‘never see as being scum’ does NOT mean they are not scum and you no longer have to read them. If people who claim powerful shit live to lategame, something is wrong. Also… DONT IMMEDIATELY OUT YOUR CHECKS. Allow time for spew! Don’t jump the gun because it’s exciting.

4. Fuck meta (except when it actually does something).
We suck at metareading. Nobody in this game has distinct meta that bars them from being a wolf. Meta is a crutch that we are allowed to use (and I’ll definitely rely on it it a bit lol) but should never be the main basis for a read.

5. PLAY BY POE
Everyone wants to find wolves. I get that. We all wanna be the hero who solves the game and dunks on every wolf ever, but that isn’t how you win. Earlygame idc, go ham, but the best way to get a dub is if we find villagers and don’t give the wolves any wiggle room. (Yes, I’m linking That One Newcomb Article, eat me). Form a towncore and work together. Don’t try to be a hero.

6. Don’t hyperpost.
Hyperposting makes your ISO a pain to go through, and will make it infinitely harder to figure out what your reads are and/or find you as town. I know it’s fun to hyperpost and meme and shit, but like… I like to win, so let’s do that instead. Wolves can fit in much easier if we allow them to top the postcount and clog the thread. So don’t!

7. Don’t be stupid.
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Consider this post a part of my legacy in the instance I die.

This is purrrrrfect!

[YoubutWorse]

@ChopChop

Meow!

@ChopChop

This is purrrrrfect!

thank you seth

[ChopChop]

@min

self vote

Joy cat joycat

Slash vote min

I am the true Joy Cat!

[ChopChop]

@Marluxion

seagulls a shit

What the hell’s this?
Me need some Warm Milk.

[Marluxion]

Seth read the thread

[ChopChop]

Hey Marlu can I tell you something.

[Marluxion]

You’ll miss the event