Umineko FM: Turn of the Golden Witch - Game Over - Wolves Win

WindwardAway · March 5, 2021, 9:25pm

LOL

min · March 5, 2021, 9:25pm

the funniest shit ever

Jane · March 5, 2021, 9:26pm

Haha green name go brrr

Geyde · March 5, 2021, 9:28pm

You’ll love this, trust me
What you’re seeing now is my normal state (pretty good townplay actually)
And this is a quickhammer
And this is a quickhammer immediately after a quickhammer

Just wait

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

THIRD QUICKHAMMER

WindwardAway · March 5, 2021, 9:26pm

I did truthfully fullclaim my role
except that I was a wolf lol
never had to vig or gladiate

Chloe · March 5, 2021, 9:26pm

Marluxion:

Chloe:

1. Read every post.

Even the long ones like this. Don’t go ‘ooo wow long post ok this is probably town,’ and instead absorb the content. Our site has a horrible horrible habit of constantly posting one-liners, and seeing wallposts as being townie af, or just ignoring them as a whole. This is dumb. We should change this. It’s really really bad.

2. Don’t play like this is mountainous.
The game isn’t mountainous, so don’t play like it is (as much as I want to). Context and timing for claims should be taken into account. Legitimacy of claims should be taken into account. Checks and mech info should be treated with a grain of salt, as we can’t possibly know everything that happened action-wise, but should still be taken into account. That being said:

3. Don’t overly rely on mech info or claims.
Claims don’t clear you. Your claim should not be the only thing stopping you from being an elim. Play the game, and allow us to find you socially , if you’re town. Just because someone claims something powerful or odd that you ‘never see as being scum’ does NOT mean they are not scum and you no longer have to read them. If people who claim powerful shit live to lategame, something is wrong. Also… DONT IMMEDIATELY OUT YOUR CHECKS. Allow time for spew! Don’t jump the gun because it’s exciting.

4. Fuck meta (except when it actually does something).
We suck at metareading. Nobody in this game has distinct meta that bars them from being a wolf. Meta is a crutch that we are allowed to use (and I’ll definitely rely on it it a bit lol) but should never be the main basis for a read.

5. PLAY BY POE
Everyone wants to find wolves. I get that. We all wanna be the hero who solves the game and dunks on every wolf ever, but that isn’t how you win. Earlygame idc, go ham, but the best way to get a dub is if we find villagers and don’t give the wolves any wiggle room. (Yes, I’m linking That One Newcomb Article , eat me). Form a towncore and work together. Don’t try to be a hero.

6. Don’t hyperpost.
Hyperposting makes your ISO a pain to go through, and will make it infinitely harder to figure out what your reads are and/or find you as town. I know it’s fun to hyperpost and meme and shit, but like… I like to win, so let’s do that instead. Wolves can fit in much easier if we allow them to top the postcount and clog the thread. So don’t!

7. Don’t be stupid.
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I wanna any% speedrun defy every single thing on this list

CRichard564 · March 5, 2021, 9:26pm

Imagine townies listening to posts from long ago.

YoubutWorse · March 5, 2021, 9:26pm

time?

Apprentice · March 5, 2021, 9:27pm

wind asserting dominance by making them quickhammer instead of dayvigging at the end

WindwardAway · March 5, 2021, 9:27pm

bruh I nearly flipped a table when I realized you were basically VT

Twil1ight · March 5, 2021, 9:27pm

Imagine backreading.

Chloe · March 5, 2021, 9:27pm

inb4 ‘i forgot i had a dayvig lol’

Jane · March 5, 2021, 9:27pm

Imagine letting people post instead of quickhammering

min · March 5, 2021, 9:27pm

Let’s not speedrun fm games regardless

we literally didn’t even let spak talk

CRichard564 · March 5, 2021, 9:27pm

Imagine thinking the counterwagon to a flipped wolf is also a wolf.
Especially when that same counterwagon was first to push on the flipped wolf.

Wazza · March 5, 2021, 9:28pm

I’m not mad in you all Town,

I’m just very disappointed.

You all quickhammered without even letting everyone type!

Chloe · March 5, 2021, 9:28pm

4th times the charm

Arete · March 5, 2021, 9:28pm

Wind why didn’t you dayvig

YoubutWorse · March 5, 2021, 9:28pm

I cant wait to see spak get back, not being able to see anything only see townplay degrade over 3 extremely long days

WindwardAway · March 5, 2021, 9:28pm

nah Seth told me to day vig and possibly gladiate but I thought it would out me
and after I had RB’d literally everyone who could possibly be arsonist, and had confirmation of people’s roles via Seth’s imitator ability, I realized there probably wasn’t one