Is it weird that I never saw Moleland ever getting a girlfriend
THERE’S AT LEAST THREE MORE OF THEM!!! Help ME!!!
Squid
Thats why you need a boyfriend
That actually kills bugs for you
My closest exit is prohibited since it’s so late at night, so I have to use the front entrance and have an officer check me in every single time, so no, I can’t do it three more times
Place them in your room mates pillow
I live by myself
Ahem
Thats when I scream and start panicking
I think there’s a bug nest in my room… cause there’s this weird ass shape on the ceiling I can’t identify
r/whatisthisbug
They’ll tell you what it is
Thats when you continue to panic and sleep in someone elses room
Nvm, it’s just the shadow, I’m still flipping the fuck out
I can’t sleep with another person, my anxiety won’t let me!
Is your room fakeclaiming hunter? It seems to be bugged
Shadows are scary too
Sometimes I wake up and think one of them is one of my exs
Declare a lowkey sleepover with your BFFs
Or use the time to get all snuggly with a guy, JUST FRIENDZONE THOUGH
I have no friends where I am ;-;
You have me
You don’t live in Wisconsin, Celeste. How can you save me from the growing bug kingdom?
I have friends that can help, probably