[VFM] Elf Gold Rush - Game Over. Humans Win!

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#9344

You soak the bun? Ala hotdog contests?

#9345

do you guys have different sized burgers or something lol

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#9346

soak the burger in the ritual oils before lighting it on fire and consuming the flaming burger

#9347

i want to see the burger size cause I’m not believing for a second u got two bites for burger, maybe a hotdog but not a burger

#9348

does everyone else not have a mouth like this

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#9349

no, not really

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#9350

violently mash the burger and soak the bun in cold water

#9351

that is quite literally manipulating emotions

#9352

(two bites for a burger is a bit much, but maybe could do a generic ass mcdonalds burger in 3)

#9353

ok like if u talking the barest of bare burgers from Mcdonalds sure. But like a normal home cooked burger that ain’t a slider, you gonna need a lot more bites

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#9354

ngl i was imagining marl trying to eat a double cheeseburger or something in two bites

#9355

tbf if marl has enough of a beard maybe the beard eats half the burger for him

#9356

any patties that are larger than a quarter definitely not

#9357

Marl beard poggers

#9358

my beard died two days ago i am babyface

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#9359

rip extra burger eater then

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#9360

My beard hella ugly but i grow it to hope one day it will look nice

#9361

Yeah, i have a 100% mafia win ratio but excluding the games i lost

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#9362

i could eat a mcdouble in a few bites
just gotta cram in as much as i can at a time

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#9363

yeah technically you didn’t lose anni since it was a no contest
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