[VFM] Poisonous Mafia - (3/17) - Completed

@Geyde @Luxy

/unvote

Hippo unvoted

might not be hammer

or

claims he unvoted

so uh

Derps/Marshal?

I really was not expecting that To Be Honest

ā€¦ nevermind, sulitā€™s vote was still there

being quiet now

WELP
Suppose you could spare me a minute to at least let me write the flavor text before you kill me?

Thatā€™s good?
Alright.

Well, these fucking CRACKJOB WANKAS BLEW THE POPSICLE STAND, KILLING CRICH AND INJURING THE REST

CRICH WAS FUCKING VANILLA TOWN.
NOT EVEN FLEX TAPE CAN SEAL THOSE WOUNDS, AND IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS VANILLA TOWN?

3 gun shots can be heard in the background

EVERYONE BUT MARSHAL AND SIRDERPS DIED, AND Iā€™M THE ONLY ONE LEFT.
NOW THEYā€™RE HOLDING ME AT GUN POINT.

From,
Geyde

PS: If youā€™re reading this mayor, I want you to know that I loathed every second of this job. Also why do people care so much about ā€˜metaā€™. Is organized crime something people do on a daily basis? And insisting on lynching. Why do we need to do that, especially every day? Why canā€™t we work out a deal with the people who want to subjugate us? I give up.

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The Mafia Win.

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Nice job @Marshal @SirDerpsAlot

Derps Iā€™m pretty sure this was one of your best scum games ever

Can someone add me to scum chat please

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Wow Derps was a Mafia power role saved by scum switching to goon, if only someone had done VCA and said this was very likely.

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Oh, okay.

GG arete

Relatedly

I spent half of D2 memeing about D&D and everyone had me as locktown from the Amelia thing

maybe I should try Actually Bussing sometime

I think several people mentioned how d1 flowed weirdly
I donā€™t know why people didnā€™t investigate why they thought that

Iā€™m surprised nobody realised Marshal was scum.

after the fact

i mean i voted a mafia member

and everyone knows marshal never does that as scum :wink:

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Thank you for the amazing PR kill eevee

I think I could have gotten there on Derps

I donā€™t think I was ever getting there on Marshal anytime soon

Itā€™s annoying because I toneread both derps and marshall as scum D1 but cuz I wasnā€™t here D2 when I arrived back in thread I focused on self-preservation too much. I need to try to be more consistently active tbh.

No problem.

Told ya Iā€™m swapping for someone with more PR equity.

Altho ā€œkill all lowest postersā€ was a good meme too.