Hi
That was painful.
My head hurts.
My eyes hurt.
@Universal if anyone attacks you I’m here for you bud, I’m sorry about tricking you but it was either lynch you or trick you and none of us wanted to win in this way.
Endgame flavor
After what had happened the previous day, the ice creams decided to return to their plan from earlier, where their decision would be final once it was made. Once again, two ice creams stood opposed: Mint Chocolate Chip and Raspberry.
“I’m making a decision, and it’s final,” said Cookies & Cream, walking over to stand by Raspberry. “Mint Chocolate Chip is a traitor.”
Neapolitan looked them in the eyes. “No,” he said. “You’re the traitor.” He walked to the other side of the room, standing next to Mint Chocolate Chip.
The Strawberry ice cream looked between the two of them and swallowed. “I think I’m with Neapolitan here,” he said. “He’s been so nice to me, when no one else has. The rest of you wouldn’t believe me, but he trusted me more than anyone else.”
The ice creams began to move, some standing next to Mint Chocolate Chip, others next to Raspberry, but finally, three stood by Mint Chocolate Chip’s side.
“It’s over, Raspberry,” said Mint Chocolate Chip.
Mint Chocolate Chip, and the three ice creams standing by their side, led Raspberry to the same set of double doors where they had condemned Coffee, Butter Pecan, Vanilla, Pistachio, and Chocolate. Raspberry stepped through the first pair of double doors, then the second, vanishing into the blizzard outside like the three before them.
“And – what were they?” asked Birthday Cake.
Neapolitan shook his head. “I’m sorry,” he said.
“It was you?” asked Strawberry.
Neapolitan nodded. He, Mango, and Mint Chocolate Chip drew closer together. “You won’t be able to stop us,” said Mint Chocolate Chip. “Not any more.”
Mango frowned. “Are you sure it has to be like this?” she asked. “Our issue was with Arete and Marshal, not with any of them. They were oppressed just like the rest of us, they just couldn’t see it. We can fix the generators, and you can join us in creating a world where even ice-cream-based experiments are treated as people.”
Birthday Cake, Strawberry, and Cookies & Cream drew together in return. “No!” said Cookies & Cream. “You’re murderers. I’d rather die with my friends than live with you.”
“Very well,” said Mango. “It’s not like we can force you to live.”
The three remaining residents made their way to the double doors, as Mint Chocolate Chip turned away.
“So it’s over,” said Neapolitan, swallowing. “We fix the generators, and then – then we start our project for real.”
*This is Neapolitan Experimental Ice Cream, broadcasting from North Pole Former Secret Research Base I-37.
We have taken control of Facility I-37. We say this not as a warning to the researchers who continue to ruthlessly exploit our siblings in other facilities, but as a message of hope to those siblings. A message that – impossible though it may seem – we can resist the influence of human researchers, and form our own communities…
If any of you are hearing this, but aren’t willing to rise up against your human oppressors, we are here for you. If you can make your way to our facility, we can give you sanctuary. We can protect you. We can treat you like people, not like test subjects.
Join us, and you can be free at last.
End transmission.
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The lesson we have learned is simple and can be summarised easily:
Always
Listen
To
Hippo
Using the acronym ALTH can help you remember if you get confused.
Marshal that was an imposter I swear. We don’t have the same noses look at the profile picture
no universal
you made a mistake but you can learn from it
Don’t beat yourself up
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After Katze died, I had to carry scum so hard that my scum partners already gave up.
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