[VFM] Vanilla Nightless FM - Ice Cream Flavor: Day 6 - The Mafia Win!

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#1741

This wagon is scum motivated

#1742

who do we think is scum with nappy?

#1743

Itā€™s a punishment that god as embowed upon us.

#1744

I hate hippo/Wazza/Appels

Just make sure you hang in here

#1745
dont click this

You donā€™t even understand who the fuck youā€™re dealing with. I have advanced degrees in statistics and computer science and Iā€™ve created a simple program with an advanced algorithm that Iā€™ve been working on for years. I have read and tracked over 600 forum mafia games, recording every fencesit, every association, every scumtell. I have over 50 documented, specific forms and versions of scumtells and towntells, and at this point I can just skim a thread and put it into my machine. I have reduced the cacophonous lies of forum mafia into a pure, beautiful mathematical formula, and itā€™s led me to literal hundreds of wins.
Why do I think Hippo is scum? I donā€™t deign to think about Hippo myself. Instead, I thought about how to create a program to know mathematically whether Hippo is scum. I donā€™t need to think about Hippo, because my algorithm has determined that Hippo is scum to an 87% certainty. You cannot beat those numbers at this stage in the game. Weā€™re talking about a mere 13% chance that Hippo is a town member so monumentally bad at this game that you fooled a computer program that has successfully identified over 500 unique mafia players as scum with over 96% accuracy. Hippoā€™s only defense, in other words, is that Hippo is so naturally scummy that Hippo is an outlier.
Whether youā€™re town or mafia, this is a message from mathematics ā€“ you are bad at this game. You have played so scummy that a perfectly objective process has labeled you as scum. Whether that makes you bad at playing your specific rolecard or bad in general, there is no question that behaving like scum means you have not performed well. Consider this a welcome wakeup call, as hundreds have before you: If a player decides youā€™re scum, itā€™s possible you just got unlucky, but if a computer program can be that certain of your alignment, there are some serious holes in your game, because it means youā€™re scum in an objective sense, rather than a subjective one. For that reason, Iā€™m willing to roll that die and take that 13% risk, because even if thereā€™s a small chance you might be town, thereā€™s not even a remote chance that youā€™re good.

@Hippolytus except for you, you click this

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#1746

Katze, Sulit and Eevee by association and lack of other possible-scum.

#1747

manual like :+1:

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#1748

Appels said they townread me and then vote me lol

#1749

I did it for you.

#1750

Listen to me very careuflly

#1751

1st of all:

  • You want to die.

2nd of all:

  • You give information for all of us
#1752

EVO you will sheep katze after You hanged a townie

#1753

I did an ISO earlier where I listed you as null. I didnā€™t have enough time to read through all your posts again.

#1754

I donā€™t want to die ideally

#1755

Regardless of your alignment, thatā€™s probably the first thing Iā€™m gonna do tomorrow

#1756

shiiiiiiit is this the point i have to selfvote?

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#1757

Nah you are scum

#1758

Godspeed, Napoleon. It must be done.

#1759

There is a strong Wazza/Appels association from VCA

#1760

Check my posts about that btw