Hello! Welcome to Therapy! I am sure you all have wonderful mental conditions but you are here to give me all your money stay that way and maybe even improve! My slave assistant @Firelitten will answer and help you with any questions or problems you may or may not have. First question free!
(This clinic is sponsored by the COI™)
Just spit at them they are weak against water.
Realize that global warming is a thing! If that didn’t work, go to the dark web!
You can’t, so you need to find a way to become not dead inside! (Additional info sold separately)
You are not going crazy!(yay) You’re merely seeing the Litten Virus in work.
Well it’s actually very simple! All you have to do is- wait a minute… I see what you’re trying to do here
git gud
All diseases have a cure! You simply have to find/make it. But let me warm you, it’s very difficult and the littens will do anything to stop you. (You might even already be infected since symptoms don’t show until the third stage)
ban them… BAN THEM ALL evil cackle
