Reporter Phase 1
“Hello, World! This is Reporter Bishop from Mass Media Network. Today in this world we have five countries reigning supreme! Let us here from our Reporter Acolytes what they have in store!”
Dawei-ist Theocracy
This is Acolyte Dawei from Dawei-ist Theocracy!
Bishop Marl and Matriarch Mercenary has started the construction of a Grand Chapel! From what I hear around, the Grand Chapel is intended as a religious center for the theocracy. Such a piteous leader! The chapel is so grand, I don’t think it will be finished soon.
Our Kingdom of Family Guy
This is Acolyte Guy from Our Kingdom of Family Guy!
Pug Griffin and Squiddy Griffin has built a Military Training Camp! Military is of course important for any community.
They have also built a Convention Center. A place for the people to gather, a new social building! This will surely please the people.
Anti-Revolt Commonwealth
This is Acolyte Rev from Anti-Revolt Commonwealth!
Ms. Callie and Dignitary Geyde has built a Military Training Camp! Military is of course important for any community.
They have also started the construction of a Tank Factory! Could it be that the Commonwealth is looking for more than just security? The factory is so huge, I don’t think it will be finished soon.
Bitch the Suplex City
This is Acolyte Plex from Bitch the Suplex City!
Beast Bluestorm and Advocate Nerbo has built a Gym! What a considerable step for the community’s health.
They have also changed the curriculum to make Physical Education a mandatory subject until high school level! I don’t know much about sport, but this will surely give the younger generation more exercise!
New West Anglia
This is Acolyte Angel from New West Anglia!
Grand Duchess Jasmine has established Inventor Guild as a kingdom-wide organisation! She also has successfuly recruited inventors from all over the kingdom. With the inventors under one banner, New West Anglia will walk far and wide in the realm of technology development!
“And there we have it, folks! Reporter Bishop here from Mass Media Network will say good bye. Our Acolytes can only search from information in-person for now, but it will definitely change in the future.”
“And today, our special service Private Channel has been used! We thank our costumer for using our service.”
“See you in the next newspaper!”
Planning Phase 2 start
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Reporter Phase 2
“Hello, World! This is Reporter Bishop from Mass Media Network. Today in this world we have five countries reigning supreme! Let us here from our Reporter Acolytes what they have in store!”
Dawei-ist Theocracy
This is Acolyte Dawei from Dawei-ist Theocracy!
Bishop Marl and Matriarch Mercenary has started a religion-centred parenting program! It sure will raise the level of piety among the common people!
They have also sent a group of Missionaries into Our Kingdom of Family Guy! What a noble quest!
Our Kingdom of Family Guy
This is Acolyte Guy from Our Kingdom of Family Guy!
A group of Dawei Missionaries have been seen in public area, and there are a few converts, too!
Pug Griffin and Squiddy Griffin has built a Border Wall! Crossing the border will be more difficult now, but luckily, I know some smuggl- oops!
They have also built… A NUCLEAR BOMB CREATION FACILITY. I will request a transfer of post immediately.
Anti-Revolt Commonwealth
This is Acolyte Rev from Anti-Revolt Commonwealth!
Ms. Callie and Dignitary Geyde has started to recruit soldiers! I don’t know how many there are, but it sure looks like Commonwealth will have one, strong military!
They have also started the construction of a Research Lab! Knowledge is power! And research is the easy way to get it. The lab is so huge, I don’t think it will be finished soon.
They have also finished their Tank Factory! They can now mass product tanks with ease.
Bitch the Suplex City
This is Acolyte Plex from Bitch the Suplex City!
Beast Bluestorm and Advocate Nerbo has started construction of FuryGround, a Grand Martial Arts Training Complex! It sure is useful for martial artists all over the community! The complex is so big, I don’t think it will be finished soon.
On a side note, I have received the honour to shake hand with Advocate Nerbo when he’s on the street! Wow! I don’t know what’s a leader doing walking around, but there was a good deal of cheers!
New West Anglia
This is Acolyte Angel from New West Anglia!
Grand Duchess Jasmine has built a Border Wall. Crossing the border will be more difficult now.
This is some hush-hush news, but there is a rumour around about someone leaving New West Anglia Mansion. I wonder who that is?
“And there we have it, folks! Reporter Bishop here from Mass Media Network will say good bye. Our Acolytes can only search from information in-person for now, but some money has helped to changed that.”
“We have also started a construction of a nuclear bunker considering some rather alarming movement in a certain community. Acolyte Guy, unfortunately, won’t move from his post anytime soon.”
“And today, our special service Private Channel has been used! We thank our costumer for using our service.”
“See you in the next newspaper!”
Planning Phase 3 start
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Reporter Phase 3
“Hello, World! This is Reporter Bishop from Mass Media Network. Today in this world we have five countries reigning supreme! Let us here from our Reporter Acolytes what they have in store!”
Dawei-ist Theocracy
This is Acolyte Dawei from Dawei-ist Theocracy!
Bishop Marl and Matriarch Mercenary has built a Hospital! That will sure come in handy in case of an epidemic.
Incidentally, the construction of the Grand Chapel is finished! I must say, it’s a very large chapel, fit to be the pride of Dawei Theocracy!
They have also sent a group of Missionaries into New West Anglia! What a noble quest!
Speaking of missionaries, missionaries from Our Kingdom of Family Guy has entered Dawei Theocracy. I’m not sure of the others, but the Grand Chapel sure does a good impression on Dawei!
Our Kingdom of Family Guy
This is Acolyte Guy from Our Kingdom of Family Guy!
A group of Dawei Missionaries have been seen in public area, and there are a few converts, too!
Pug Griffin and Squiddy Griffin has sent missionaries to Dawei Theocracy! What a noble quest!
There are also station sentries on Border Wall. Is it an increase in security? They sure look a bit scary.
…finally, THE NUCLEAR BOMB CREATION FACILITY IS FINISHED. As my request to change post has been denied, I will take steps to preserve my life!
Anti-Revolt Commonwealth
This is Acolyte Rev from Anti-Revolt Commonwealth!
Ms. Callie and Dignitary Geyde has created tanks! I don’t know how many there are, but it sure looks like Commonwealth will have one, strong military!
They have also finished the construction of a Research Lab! Knowledge is power! And research is the easy way to get it.
There is also rumours of something hush hush happening in the circle of those that know better. This Reporter will try to dig into this matter. Hope my life isn’t in danger.
Bitch the Suplex City
This is Acolyte Plex from Bitch the Suplex City!
Beast Bluestorm and Advocate Nerbo has started construction of Research Lab! Knowledge is power! And research is the easy way to get it. The lab is so huge, I don’t think it will be finished soon.
On a side note, I have heard rumours of heavylifting competition going around! This might be our first festival in a while!
New West Anglia
This is Acolyte Angel from New West Anglia!
Grand Duchess Jasmine and Arbiter Kai have started the construction of a Research Lab! Knowledge is power! And research is the easy way to get it. The lab is so huge, I don’t think it will be finished soon.
A group of Dawei Missionaries have been seen in public area, and there are a few converts, too!
There are also some recruitment for soldiers! The city is now filled with more scary looking people.
“And there we have it, folks! Reporter Bishop here from Mass Media Network will say good bye. Our Acolytes can only search from information in-person for now, but some money has helped to changed that.”
“We have also started a construction of a nuclear bunker considering some rather alarming movement in a certain community. Acolyte Guy, unfortunately, won’t move from his post anytime soon. Keep your spirit high, Acolyte Guy!”
“And today, our special service Private Channel has been used! We thank our costumer for using our service.”
“Let us continue to today’s special section!”
Reporter Interviewer Net Corner!
Interviewer Net: Hello, hello! Today we have an interview with one of the great leaders from our local communities, The Beast BlueStorm! Let’s hear what he has to say on some issues of today!
Interviewer Net: Thank you for making time off your busy schedule! For a starter, would you care to share your stance on the recently constructed Nuclear Bomb Creation Facility in Our Kingdom of Family Guy? The news, as a whole, is a big shock to everyone!
Beast BlueStorm: I believe this to be an attempt at a show of force by Pug Griffin, and I will let it be known that should they come to us with threats of war, that we will find allies and we will not back down.
Interviewer Net: Thank you. Mass Media Network is also concerned of this development. We have an obligation to spread information and to risk our life for it, but the death of an Acolyte is always undesirable.
Interviewer Net: Moving on to the next question, other than Our Kingdom of Family Guy, Anti-Revolution Commonwealth has also been actively improving their military. Do you see them as a cause of concern, or at least, consideration?
Beast BlueStorm: While the improvement of military units may seem like a possible concern, there is currently no reason for us to worry until these troops are mobilised. If or when that time comes, I assure the people of Suplex City that we will be prepared.
Interviewer Net: And for good reason! Your attention to public healthcare and public in general has been noted by your people and our Network. It is interesting to see someone who cares about their people.
Interviewer Net: Last question. Do you have any plans for Suplex City? Tell us how would you develop your community in the future.
Beast BlueStorm: While I cannot disclose anything specific at present, I can say that there are big plans to improve the health, morale, and wellbeing of our people. They are, after all, the most important part of this kingdom. We have big plans to create a community that is strong both in togetherness and physical prowess.
Interviewer Net: I see. Thank you for your time. Do you have any closing statements for our readers?
Beast BlueStorm: Just the one - if you ever see Advocate Nerbo in the streets again, don’t be afraid to give him suggestions on how to improve our community! We’re always looking for new ideas.
Interviewer Net: Thank you for your time!
Reporter Archaeologist Corner!
Today at the excavation site of an ancient civilisation, I, Reporter Archaeologist Arc has discovered a written document of an extinct nation.
The document speaks of a community called Tea Party, led by Mad Hatter Dama and his trusty advisor, Alice. This Tea Party is an ancient community, known from reference of other sources, similar to that of a theocracy. However, their religion is not necessarily a religion. Tea-ligion, the ideal of the nation, is closer to a way of life than a religion.
Many archaeologists doubt the existence of this community. Partly, this is due to the sparse and few sigsn and heritages of their civilisation. However, I do believe that this lack of evidence is caused by their custom, mainly, Tea-ligion.
I will continue this report on the next print.
Planning Phase 4 start
Honestly surprised that none of you chose to make doofania with a bunch of wacky inventions
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Reporter Phase 4
“Hello, World! This is Reporter Bishop from Mass Media Network. Today in this world we have five countries reigning supreme! Let us here from our Reporter Acolytes what they have in store!”
Dawei-ist Theocracy
This is Acolyte Dawei from Dawei-ist Theocracy!
Bishop Marl and Matriarch Mercenary has started a large excavation! Rumours around say they are creating a whole subterranean level. A clever way to increase their territory, I must say!
I also took the time to stroll around the Grand Chapel! I must say, it’s a very large chapel, but rumours around… I will investigate this more.
Our Kingdom of Family Guy
“This is Reporter Bishop. Acolyte Guy didn’t send us his report this time around. We apologise for the inconvenience.”
Anti-Revolt Commonwealth
This is Acolyte Rev from Anti-Revolt Commonwealth!
Ms. Callie and Dignitary Geyde has broadcasted fiery political speech for patriotism! It’s just a hunch, but I’m sure of a propa- whoops! Can’t say anymore if I want to save my neck!
There is also rumours of a messenger leaving the mansion heading outside of the community. I wonder what that is?
Bitch the Suplex City
This is Acolyte Plex from Bitch the Suplex City!
Beast Bluestorm and Advocate Nerbo has started training soldiers! From the look of the recruits, I dare say they are stronger than average soldiers!
The construction of FuryGround, grand martial art training complex is also finished! I can expect many martial artists around, but that is not all!
Representative from Dawei Theocracy, Our Kingdom of Family Guy, Anti–Revolution Commonwealth, and New West Anglia has arrived in Suplex City! The representative of each country will reside in the newly built FuryGround, for the moment.
Incidentally, the construction of Research Lab is finished! It doesn’t take long, does it?
And hear me out, I see Advocate Nerbo going around the city again! He seems to be answering questions from the populace and taking suggestions. I want to meet him more now~
New West Anglia
This is Acolyte Angel from New West Anglia!
Grand Duchess Jasmine and Arbiter Kai have appoint soldiers to the Border Wall. This will make the security tighter, but luckily, I have received special permission from the Grand Duchess itself to pass the border freely.
They have also finished the construction of Research Lab. I’m sure it will be an important building for the future.
This is just a rumour, but Dawei Missionaries are no longer seen on the street. I wonder what happened to them?
“And there we have it, folks! Reporter Bishop here from Mass Media Network will say good bye. Our Acolytes can only search from information in-person for now, but some money has helped to changed that.”
“We have also finished the construction of a nuclear bunker considering some rather alarming movement in a certain community. Acolyte Guy, unfortunately, hasn’t been able to be contacted lately. We will look into this matter at a later date.”
“And today, our special service Private Channel has been used! We thank our costumer for using our service.”
“Let us continue to today’s special section!”
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Reporter Archaeologist Corner!
Today at the excavation site of an ancient civilisation, I, Reporter Archaeologist Arc has discovered a written document of an extinct nation, the Tea Party.
Continuing from the last report, Tea-ligion, the way of life followed by Tea Party community, is the core of Tea Party Community. Tea-ligion states that tea is the ultimate plant of all plant and it can solve every problem in the world given the right treatment.
Traditional Tea Party meetings are always held over tea and snacks, showing their respect for tea. A text obtained by a fellow botanist reveals a secret that had able Tea-ligion, and Tea Party, to reign over the world. How could a community focused on tea rule the world?
In the next print, we will discuss the reason behind Tea Party world domination.
Planning Phase 5 start
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