Your Turn To Die Misc - (2/20) - Game Over

i think we can do actions now
at least some

they added monk to the game but monk doesn’t actually have any cards and literally always loses, but ha by far the most robust emote system in the game

as a consequence monk players have a roughly 50/50 winrate due to their ability to completely destroy their opponents ability to emotionally go through with killing them

the bot metagame has risen to counter the monk’s emoting

by the way i’m taking this as a yes
you’re welcome
you’ll be satisfied
:joy_cat:

this is a warning

Basic Bitch Warrior is spoiled for the next expansion, with such wondorous cards in the package as a 4 mana 3/3 Battlecry: Gain 1 armour for every Basic Set card in your hand, deck, and battlefield"

god y’all are gonna love this

“TROCHILIDAE-ALL-YOUR-ITEMS-ARE-MISSING-YOU-ARE-IN-A-SIMULATION-RIGHT-NOW-NOT-THE-REAL-WORLD.”

goddammit

yeti got buffed in the classic set rework to win the game when played on 1 mana turns

all i wanted to do was carve a joycat into marshals flesh very lightly with my shank man

I was made aware of trochilidae’s attempt to give me a :joy_cat: tatoo on my forehead

boulderfist oger is now a 6 mana 6/6

AOWUBGRj;kl wait thats actually what you were doing

wait so are actions allowed?

YES
legitimately

I fucking called it holy shit

wazza is no fun

“ACTIONS-ARE-NOT-ALLOWED-THE-CHAPTER-TECHNICALLY-HAS-NOT-BEGUN.”

hey y’all wanted a break last time, smh