i think we can do actions now
at least some
they added monk to the game but monk doesn’t actually have any cards and literally always loses, but ha by far the most robust emote system in the game
as a consequence monk players have a roughly 50/50 winrate due to their ability to completely destroy their opponents ability to emotionally go through with killing them
the bot metagame has risen to counter the monk’s emoting
by the way i’m taking this as a yes
you’re welcome
you’ll be satisfied
this is a warning
Basic Bitch Warrior is spoiled for the next expansion, with such wondorous cards in the package as a 4 mana 3/3 Battlecry: Gain 1 armour for every Basic Set card in your hand, deck, and battlefield"
god y’all are gonna love this
“TROCHILIDAE-ALL-YOUR-ITEMS-ARE-MISSING-YOU-ARE-IN-A-SIMULATION-RIGHT-NOW-NOT-THE-REAL-WORLD.”
goddammit
yeti got buffed in the classic set rework to win the game when played on 1 mana turns
all i wanted to do was carve a joycat into marshals flesh very lightly with my shank man
I was made aware of trochilidae’s attempt to give me a tatoo on my forehead
boulderfist oger is now a 6 mana 6/6
AOWUBGRj;kl wait thats actually what you were doing
wait so are actions allowed?
YES
legitimately
I fucking called it holy shit
wazza is no fun