Ok my lil ogrettes, let’s get some things straight before we start the game:

1. Okay so do not bother to adress me if you haven’t seen every Shrek film at least 4 times

2. Yes this includes Shrek the Halls, Shrek Forever After and Scared Shrekless

3. Do not bother to adress me If you can’t name all of Donkey and Elizabeth the dragon’s babies

4. If you disobey any of these rules I will tunel you and make up fake info about you to get you killed you heathen