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#24234

I wish my cat played fetch

She plays steal and hide

And be a brat

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#24235

It’s not nice to have to put the same five socks back into the laundry room each day when we have a feather we can throw and have her fetch instead

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#24236

F

My cat always steals my desk chair

I’ll come home, want to get started on my homework, start to sit down and then I’ll hear a big fat MEOW coming from underneath me

And then she won’t move and when I take her off she’ll get right back on

#24237

Now she’s mad at me

#24238

My cat keeps opening my bathroom in my room when it’s clear I will spray her each time she tries to

It stops her for first ten times but after she’s soaking wet I don’t think she cares about getting sprayed more she wants in my bathroom

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#24239

I’m referring to a different cat this time

#24240

My cat never ventures into any of the bathrooms in my house

#24241

Does your cat ever meow at you then you meow back and you start a conversation with it but you have no idea what you’re talking about

#24242

No, imagine you agreed to helping her take over the world

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#24243

Nice

#24244

I can translate what they said for you if you type what they said

#24245

and what you said back to them

#24246

Well it went something like

Meow

Then

Meow

Then meeeeooooow

Then meeeooooow

Then mew

#24247

You need to have the name of the person saying it next to the meows

#24248

Ok

#24249

Cat: meow
Me: meow
Cat: meeeoooooow ):<
Me: meeeoooooww
Cat: Mew
Me: meow

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#24250

What

#24251

Don’t question it fk is telling me what I’ve agreed to

#24252

Nerds you think your cats are bad?

I have an amputee cat who loves to put all of his weight on his one back leg wherever it hurts the most

#24253

You:Hi how are you today

Cat:Not good, just came back from the Council Of Cats and they told me they will have to stall the human massacre for a couple more months, there’s not enough fish in the treasury

You:Oh that’s sad to hear, is there anyway I can help in that?

Cat:You could always try to spy on the humans and report back to us with information.

You:That’s a great idea, I also want to be part of the uprising of cats, I want to be a Honorary cat when I help storm the White House in order to overthrow the government of humans!

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