That’s my pet
Highly unlikely.
That’s me irl*
Even less likely.
That’s literally me
What do you not understand
That animal is literally dead.
Exactly
You’re alive.
Who said
You’re reading and typing, therefore you must be alive.
I’m not
You are.
Where
What do you mean “Where?” Where you are is irrelevant.
I promise that’s me
It’s not.
How much u wanna bet
Like 1337 TreTrigintillion dollar.
