54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#303

Lurking until the 999th post, after which I will come in and take the cookie.

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#304

no me

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#305

I’ll give ten dollars to whoever gives me a cookie. I’m hungry ;-;

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#306

@Ami Here you go :cookie:

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#307

noms Thanks

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#308

Fool! If McDonald’s burgsr can last for 12 years, why can’t the cookie survive?!

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#309

Fuck it. I’ll just bake my own cookie

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#310

No, Burrito! There is still time! If we can add around 150 posts in a few days, we can try! Don’t make your own cookie, Burrito. Have faith in this one.

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#311

How about we just eat 2 cookies?

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#312

No. That involves being intelligent with my decision making process, and as a teenager, it’s a sin to do that.

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#313

Your intelligent is only 0.1

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#314

@discobot
roll 10d20

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#315

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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#316

*facepalm

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#317

@discobot display help

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#318

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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#319

@discobot roll 10d20

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#320

:game_die: 20, 8, 20, 1, 13, 13, 7, 16, 18, 12

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#321

@discobot quote

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#322

:left_speech_bubble: I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. — Dalai Lama

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