54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

“[deadname], why are you lashing out so much?”

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god
i hated freshman year

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my high school had about 200-250 students in it

I’m pretty sure the guidance counselor (and her replacement, senior year) knew all of us

i’ve told arete the story of why i was a nitshit in freshman year

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i’m so tired
but i know someone else will take the cookie if i fall asleep
do i want to go to sleep as soon as i can or get an emoji to feel good about myself

i still hate that dumb bitch

here’s an emoji for you

:fu:

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i hate arete too

we should make an everybody-but-arete channel

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great idea

imagine insulting your sleep paralysis demon

bitch my sleep paralysis demon is a shadow who chokes me git gud

/duel katze

AretetheKnight

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ahem

kinky

who says i don’t enjoy it?

(i don’t)

/duel Arete

you present me with a choice. Listen to you, or not listen to you. It’s a dilemma, truly and fully. On one hand, I know that there is no reason to not listen to a person. I don’t have to heed your words. I don’t have to take your advice, but the logical thing to do is to listen. However, I have pause. My problem is that you are truly the last person I would want to listen to in this game, or on this forum, or dare I say on the entire earth. 7,000,000,000 people, and you are the last one that I would want to listen to. Congratulations. Every time I hear one of your scum reads, everytime you suggest an idea, you bring me one step closer to leaving this game and this forum and cutting off human contact for ever.

You prove to me that there is not a God. Because if there were a higher being, no matter how cruel and malicious, they would do everything in their power that they could to banish you from this forum, nay, plane of existence. If there ever was a higher power, it ceased to exist the moment you entered this earth, and imploded in on itself, from the sheer irritation of your presence and aura that you give off so strongly.

No matter where you are right now, your unpleasantness can be physically felt throughout the world to not only I but to every single other person on the face of this here earth. People claim that the world has been going downhill, but can never seem to understand why. Unlike them, I have found the answer through sheer poor luck. You have not only ruined this game and this forum, but you have put the state of this planet in such an unescapable decline that it truly never will escape. Global warming is not because of environmental factors, but simply because the earth cannot bear to hold on anymore with the knowledge that you are sheltered by it.

Everything logical is telling me to give you a chance. To hear you out, to think about your towncore and ideas and at least ponder them. But nay, I will not. And you know why? Because to even consider that would be to admit that you have won. That everything wrong in the world is inevitable. And so, for the sake of humanity, I will ignore everything you have to say from this point forward. It is a brave choice and I should be celebrated, because what i’m doing may be the decision that saves humanity itself. My sheer will and dedication will save all of you useless people in this game and you will all bow down and chant my name through the halls.

In my choice to ignore what you are saying, I am choosing good. I am the last hope for love and you are the darkness in this game that will bring us to a demise. One can only hope you understand the error in your ways, and some how repent. But until then, I will be the pillar of strength, ascended above you, humanity, and God himself. Because that is what is right, and what is good, and what must be done.

as i said
kinky

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they’re being replaced by a plague doctor that plants leeches on you

!shadow

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