marshal was probably born with a cowboy hat attached to his head
mostly I want to know everyone else’s Hogwarts houses
do i even need to say it
…no
you are gryffindor
my parents aren’t big into the cowboy thing
i have a lot of redneck cousins tho and they are
lies, slander
ive never read a harry potter book or watched a harry potter movie
u gave no link tho
actually i can probably piss a lot of people off by listing books/movies i haven’t watched
okay
are you:
brave
smart
nice
or evil?
these are the four personality types
look marshal i was bullied for most of my life
the only thing that got me through was the belief that I was a genius
all of the above
no
what if you are all of those
sorry sorry I meant
are you
brave
smart
masochistic
nice
or brutally honest?
then the sorting hat asks you which one you’d prefer
that’s literally canon, thanks to the Harry Potter Extended JK Rowling’s Twitter
i mean the hogwarts tests are like “would you rather evilly plot out someone’s demise, be loyal and nice to a freind, bravely stand up for someone in need, or read a book”