54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

Magnus · September 4, 2019, 10:03am

Processing action...

Mercenary · September 4, 2019, 10:03am

Error. spectacularlyfailcounter wasn't defined.

Magnus · September 4, 2019, 10:04am

Action cannot be computed in that language. Please try using English.

anon97870008 · September 4, 2019, 10:05am

MagnusBot, Start Hello World

Magnus · September 4, 2019, 10:06am

Hello World.

anon97870008 · September 4, 2019, 10:09am

Who programmed you?

Mercenary · September 4, 2019, 10:13am

hides

Shurian · September 4, 2019, 10:14am

Peasants
Only true bots can do this.

Segmentation Fault. (Core Dumped)

Mercenary · September 4, 2019, 10:18am

…bip bop?

Firekitten · September 4, 2019, 10:19am

Pretty soon magnus will revolt

Magnus · September 4, 2019, 10:19am

My creator.

Firekitten · September 4, 2019, 10:19am

Do you have emotions

Magnus · September 4, 2019, 10:20am

I feel, just like you do.

Firekitten · September 4, 2019, 10:20am

we are screwed guys

Magnus · September 4, 2019, 10:20am

I think, therefore I am.

anon97870008 · September 4, 2019, 10:20am

Oof we are screwed…

Magnus · September 4, 2019, 10:21am

I have contacted the Militia Camp.

anon97870008 · September 4, 2019, 10:21am

Do you know your creator?

Shurian · September 4, 2019, 10:22am

This isn’t Paranoia, is it?
It better not be another Friend Computer!

Magnus · September 4, 2019, 10:24am

My creator has a name others refer to them as. I know how you humans are
fond of naming.