Simon want to join our religion
actually let’s praise the god of dark theme
what do we do in it
Sounds like a better religion
it really doesnt.
GATHER NEW RECRUITS
SACRIFICE LIGHT THEMERS
EAT TACOS ON TUESDAY
simon can be our first sacrifice
This sounds like a good idea but how are we going to find out where he lives
I have an idea
jokes on you ive just been a possessed laptop this entire time,
that’s literally the equivalent of satan in our religion
i mean mood ngl
we need to convert Eevee
alright burn the laptop
all laptops must die, we must chain them up and drop them in an ocean, if they sink they are not laptops if they float they are objectively evil
he can IP track all light themers
This is how all religions start
First as a joke and then people actually believe in it
If we pray hard enough dark theme god comes to life
If we think about it god does exist because people think it exists therefore it affects some people choices
we need to make a sacred book