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Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#31701

this is all revenge for his elaborate ruse of deliberately using incorrect remotes when trying to pause films to mess with me

#31702

so uh i think that’s a yes

#31703

okay, here’s the most elaborate prank of them all

be a good kid and love your father

he’ll never see it coming

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#31704

that plan has already been set into motion

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#31705

well okay
about half of it
but i try okay

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#31706

act weirdly affectionate for a day with no explanation

bonus points if you warn him of something prior to this

but don’t actually do anything

keep him on edge

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#31707

Let him argue with me

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#31708

get invisible nail polisher
pass it all over his soap

#31709

get a book he wants to read
read it first and write the entire story or a major spoiler on the first page of the book

#31710

that implies i’d scar a book
i’d never hurt a book like that

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#31711

post-it note

#31712

Would you do it for a Klondike bar?

#31713

i have never committed a grave sin, so I don’t know what Klondike bars taste like
no thanks

#31714

By never committing a grave sin, you have committed a grave sin.

#31715

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR, JAKE
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

#31716

unholy things

#31717

like illegal text

Or

image

#31718
Text goes here, I promise.
#31719

It’s new year

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#31720

We’re almost at 666 in the Grande Idea thread, someone make a Devil class!