54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#40111

what doesn’t make sense lol

#40112

Well Blender did add a lot, like
Factional kill, possible no conversion, classes with useless abilities, etc.

#40113

those aren’t that hard to grasp lol

#40114

69

#40115

the best cookie approaches

#40116

> what do you do?

#40117

Eat it, obviously.

#40118

wait

#40119

no you fool
the cookies must be traced for many posts, or else they sense your presence, and dive into your bloodstream
do not let the cookies touch your blood (!!! IMPORTANT !!!)

#40120

Cookie 40000 was merely a setback!

#40121

It can’t if I eat if first.

#40122

bold of you to assume you can break through the creature’s skin

#40123

Bold of you to assume I can’t.

#40124

i don’t know, are your teeth industrial-grade boring diamonds?

#40125

> the cookie doesn’t visibly appear to want to be eaten. It does not give consent. what do you do?

#40126

Eat in anyway, obviously.

#40127

nice

#40128

No but I know Haki so I’ll be fine.

#40129

look okay i’ll make this simple to you
the narrative prompt is misleading
the cookie comes from outside of our narrative frame of reference, and as such is intangible in all the worst ways possible, while tangible in all the most inconvenient ways possible
for example

#40130

Okay but I know Haki.