I want to hear about you starting a war 
young katze was smart
i forgot exactly how old i was, i wanna say 6-7~
i was angry at my mom, so i slammed the door in her face, except my finger was in the way
so i broke my finger
and my mom started naturally freaking the fuck out
and my response?
“mom, are you okay?”
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like on accident or on purpose
the context + your personality makes it sound accidental but the phrasing makes it sound deliberate
totally on purpose
i charged at them from behind while they were standing in front of the plant
actually
i vaguely remember not knowing what certain curse words meant
so i called my mom those words
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okay so basically, my mother used to travel to London regularly to go to work, and my father’s job always worked until at least 18:00, so basically I had to stay behind after school at a weird after-school club which basically just… existed?
it was just where people existed if their parents couldn’t drive to the small village school I went to that somehow had studentship comprised near-entirely of people from outside of the village
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oh yeah
i played this shitty mmorpg called metin 2 when i was a kid
i picked a female character and used my name as a nickname
so there was a female warrior named “martin2007” running around
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the thing is that things escalated there pretty quickly, because there were a large amount of random toys and stage props just
everywhere
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i don’t exactly hide personal information tbh aside from my address and phone number
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I’m hazy on the exact details but when I was in Year 4 or 5 I set myself the task of turning everybody against each other.