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#48454

Can I be the actually smart individual who doesn’t follow every cliche you can think of?

#48455

Can I be a Phoenix?

#48456

orange is the old man that gives you the sword at the beginning

#48457

I assume you won’t answer a question of what book it is since you know outing identity online

#48458

no he said he’s basing it off of our actual personalities

#48459
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#48460

very grumpy

#48461

yeah

that seems like a thing I would probably prefer not to do

#48462

Make me Brock

#48463

That’s fair

#48464

Can I be Misty

#48465

you’ll be like this ancient being people are told about that the protagonists have to seek out

You’ll have a bunch of boring old person hobbies like talking about petrarchan fucking sonnets and the chars think you are like 110 years old

turns out you are just 19

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#48466

Not Brock Samson
Extreme Speed is when speed goes to the extreme

#48467

you can be a firey cat

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#48468

Petrarch’s sonnets aren’t even the most interesting thing about him

#48469

oh god

someone get the muzzle

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#48470

fuck you I was hoping you wouldn’t realize Phoenixes literally revive themselves

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#48471

Whoever the villain is, you absolutely must follow the rulebook or die.

#48472

I’m just bracing for Ans to come back in five minutes and be like ‘Arete why did you-but-a-year-and-a-half-ago suck so badly as a writer’

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#48473

Emelia and hippo would be the main antagonists

you know how there’s always one genius and their sidekick fucking things up? yeah it would just be 2 of the latter