Ok 1 million Gold Pieces.
yoink
you dont question how eli manages to hear you and take your money despite literally being out of any sort of physical dimension
Wait what the frick give me back my sword
oh yeah
here’s the 1 million gold pieces
STAB
I am an NPC, the code didn’t specify this
congrats
your insides are now gold
intensify fucking died
h0ly shit
intensify’s body melts into kool-aid
Frick.
I mean I should’ve saw this coming, but one last bit of info. The Sword of Madness injects all types of drugs into your target whenever you hit a Crit… bleh
you wake up in a research laboratory
you are also on a massive cocaine and lsd high
you are having the time of your life
brb need to film something
k nvm 1 sec
you cant film anything in the void
there is literally nothing
what would you even film smh my head
Hmm actually since I just died Eli could’ve literally robbed my entire store and nobody would’ve noticed at all, but now it’s too late
i like that you just painfully died, then revived, then were transported to another dimension all while tripping balls and youre worried about getting robbed
even when the entire universe is imploding
Meh, this isn’t the first time I’ve died.
you hear angry shouting in russian
you arent sure how you understand russian but you do now
roll a d20 to determine if its a hallucination or not