hell
you fucking died h0ly shit
luckily you prepared for this
you create a circle of salt around you using salt you hid in your underpants and utter the secret words
“ghana lock cringe”
you are suddenly bathed in light and feel a sharp pain accros your entire body, you hear a choir of angels
you are back in your old body, breathing
marshal has been weakened by your assault, it is only a matter of time before you slay him you just need to find him
you laugh at the meaninglessness of your life
suddenly the dm realizes the plot has ground to a stand still and makes something wacky and ostentatious happen
@Geyde suddenly appears, he is a very majestic looking orangutan. he looks very sagely
do you need advice my child @min he says calmly
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marshal is in the nerd mountains, you must go at once before he kills the queen of the joycats
there will be a wizard who will help you on your journey up the mountains
you will not need any climbing gear
you must go at once
as you exit your house or whatever i dont remember you find a joycat
alms for the poor kind sir/madam/person?
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