Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[Emilia]

No

[Simon]

@Wazza

WAIT NO ITALY PLEASE DON’T, I KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ME AND EVERYTHING BUT I DON’T WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU THESE ARE MY ASHES PLEASE DON’T I NEED THEM

i mean this was going to end up here eventually

[Arete]

@Marshal

cover the wires in lube.

that should get the party started and then they all work.

[Marshal]

lube solves half of america’s problems.

this is my stance

[Simon]

perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[katze]

Now, this isn’t a forum quote but…

I’m not sure if I want to post the one I have on Wazza though

[Firekitten]

If you think it’s on the line you should probably post it

[Nerbins]

@Marshal

they are like “lol what nerds you are probably gonna get internet molested”

Marshal be like, “UNO reverse card”

[SirDerpsAlot]

Post the wazz ones

[Marshal]

okay i had context on that one

[Marshal]

the full quote was

Girls reach their peak at 9. at least that’s what my gym teacher told me. he in jail now

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

hes lying there was no context /s

[katze]

fair point, i almost lost this

[katze]

good alibi but the image doesn’t show that

[Isaac_Gonzalez]

oh my god

[Arete]

@Marshal

lube solves half of america’s problems.

another good quote for the thread

[Marshal]

but it’s true.

name a problem.

and i will say how lube solves it

[Firekitten]

Death

[Marshal]

i said name a problem

[Arete]

fight me