Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[Braixen]

@ChopChop

Your skins shit.
Mines better!

Seth is racist lol

[katze]

https://forum.imperium42.com/t/6969th-poster-gets-a-cookie/81317/5854?u=katze
https://forum.imperium42.com/t/6969th-poster-gets-a-cookie/81317/5855?u=katze

[Geyde]

@Chloe

okay everyone proofread this please

[Marshal]

@katze

???
letter or words???

@katze

i hate MU

@katze

sister

are you trolling us

@katze

its not fucking o

@katze

holy shit wait its i

i think this tells the story better

[Marshal]

@Arete

@PoisonedSquid @Luxy @eevee-sama please lock this thread

@Isaac_Gonzalez

no u

@Arete

I’m not a mod, I can’t

@Isaac_Gonzalez

become mod

The real reason arete became mod

[Vulgard]

@Zone_Q11

…seems like I’ll be your sub again, huh?

shining example of pg 13

[Zone_Q11]

Yep. I am great.

[KyoDaz]

AGAIN?

[Marshal]

@Arete

Blockquote[quote=“bazingaboy, post:114, topic:77268, full:true”]
Hard townreading launchpad as prince, scum should kill the m tonight
[/quote]

(I am protecting myself as I am prince)

Okay, let’s look at these two posts. These posts in conjunction feel really scummy to me. Analyzing different possibilities here:

1. Bazinga is the prince, and trying to either make evils think they aren’t the real prince, or trying to get protectives on them who might otherwise read them as scummy and leave them undefended. The second post suggests that the first option isn’t the case, since if they are trying to avoid being read as prince, saying they’re prince would be kind of a bad idea, I think.
2. Bazinga is a hunter trying to bait attacks. But then, why the first post? Is it to make it a less blatantly obvious hunter-bait? And why hardclaim prince (thus likely getting jailed) rather than softclaiming it?
3. Bazinga is a knight, hoping to attack evils who target Launchpad. I still don’t see why the second post is necessary if that’s the case – I guess maybe it occurred to them belatedly that other BD killers might want to kill them?
4. Bazinga is Cultseen, and thinks Launchpad is the real prince. I don’t think it’s this one, because they could just tell their basement buddy who to target, though it’s possible Bazinga is cult and trying to signal the NK to do it for them.
5. Bazinga is Cultseen, and trying to get protectives off their actual prince read and onto Launchpad, and then added the second post to try to look less scummy.
6. Bazinga is the NK trying to signal the Cultseen to kill the prince. I don’t think it’s this one, mostly because I don’t think an NK would do something that looks so obviously scummy.
7. Bazinga is an unfriendly neutral. Sellsword here seems like a likely option, if they’re trying to signal Unseen buddies to go attack Launchpad, but they could also be a Fool trying to look scummy (I think that’s still a thing it benefits you to do given the FoL fool wincon), or a Warlock using carnage day 1. I’d be surprised if they have a prince read strong enough to do the first or the third, but it’s not impossible.
8. Bazinga is an alchemist, hoping to prevent an attack on Launchpad.

I think it’s 7, but I guess I don’t have a principled justification for that.

just wanted to remind people that this was arete’s first ever FM post

just

holy shit

[Jane]

What was Bazinga?

[Arete]

The Acolyte

[Marshal]

o I thought he was starting town

[Marshal]

wait nvm im reading flips yah he was starting cult

good work arete

[Arete]

None of the 8 possibilities were right

He was Cultseen but the reason he was doing it is that he was trying to imitate his town meta of doing dumb anti-town things for no reason

[Insanity]

Ah yes, the great wall of read.

[Firekitten]

@Jane

Now count all the times soolit could’ve mated me.

[Marshal]

So you see, that’s where the trouble began.

That smile.

That damn smile.

@Marshal

YOU ARE WOLF

WOLF

WOLF WOLF WOLF

@Marshal

THIS GAME IS FAR TOO EZ

WHY HAVE I SOLVED IT

[N.1]

highly adaptable meme quote

@N.1

My immense loathing of the jojo flavour compels me to abstain from the game entirely

cc @Vulgard

[N.1]

@N.1

no offense but you make the persona fandom sound like a ravaging cult

@anon6348071

Cults are pretty nice though.
Fandoms – not so much.

epitome of Ans

[TheBlueElixir]

@anon6348071

Do you ever read people off of perspective or is it always tone?

@anon6348071

“X is likely not scum because doing Y and Z does not make sense from scum point of view”.
That’s the way I’ve been trying to read people and so far it has proven somewhat effective.

@SirDerpsAlot

I don’t use those types of reads too often I’m bad at them

@anon6348071

I see.

@TheBlueElixir

is that a perspective joke

feed my ego