WAIT MIM DID YOU SEND ORANGe
YOU DIDNT SEND ORNAGE
???
NUMEROUS CATS ENTER THE BATTLE ARENA
FIRST UP WE HAVE EMILY THE EVIL
MEOW.
VERSUS ARETEMIS THE AWFUL
ARTEMETIS IS ALSO A CAT
BATTLE
- EMILY
- ARTEMIS
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NEXT WE HAVE SKYE THE SCARY
SKYE IS MY DO- CAT! SHE IS CUTE AND I LOVE HER, SHE’S 9 YEARS OLD NOW BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I LOVE HER ANY LESS, SHE’S VERY WRINKLY AS WELL AND QUITE A LARGE CAT.
VERSUS SAMMY THE SPITEFUL
MY AUNTS CAT SAMMY THAT PASSED RECENTLY. SHE IS A TWIN SIAMESE CAT THAT WOULD ALWAYS HANG ON THE TOP OF THE CAT WALL. HER TWIN SISTER SWEETPEA IS VERY ELUSIVE AND HIDES UNDER MY AUNTS BED ALL DAY
BATTLE
- SKYE
- SAMMY
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NEXT WE HAVE ARCHIE THE AGGRESSIVE
BASKET
VERSUS RACCOON THE RAVAGER
NOT REALLY “MY CAT”, BUT A STRAY I CARE FOR! IS FRIGHTENED OF HUMANS SO WILL DASH AWAY AT ANY SIGHT OF ANYONE, BUT WILL ACCEPT FOOD LEFT OUT. LIKES TO HANG OUT AROUND MY PILE OF BOTTLES - I COLLECT WATER BOTTLES IN A BLACK TRASH CAN CUZ IN CA THEY GIVE MONEY IF YOU RETURN BOTTLES TO RECYCLING CENTERS. ON WARM DAYS, IT LIKES TO HANG OUT ON THE WARMED-UP GARBAGE BAGS AND WILL RUN AWAY AT THE SLIGHTEST SOUND OF A HUMAN APPROACHING WHILE MAKING A MASSIVE NOISE TRYING TO CLIMB PLASTIC BOTTLES
BATTLE
- ARCHIE
- RACCOON
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NEXT WE HAVE ANGEL THE ABONIMABLE
I HAVE YET TO GET A BETTER PICTURE OF ANGEL THAN THIS BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T SIT STILL. SHE’S BASICALLY A VELOCIRAPTOR - SHE MAKES THESE HIGH-PITCHED CHIRPS INSTEAD OF MEOWING MOST OF THE TIME AND WILL ABSOLUTELY HUNT YOUR LEGS IF YOU DON’T PLAY WITH HER WHEN SHE WANTS YOU TO. MY ESSENTIALLY-ADOPTIVE-SISTER (LONG STORY) IS PRETTY CONVINCED SHE HAS AUTISM, BUT CATS APPARENTLY CAN’T HAVE AUTISM SO I GUESS SHE’S JUST WEIRD. SHE HAS ALL HER CLAWS AND WON’T LET YOU FORGET IT, BUT IS ALSO SUPER CUDDLY WHEN SHE’S NOT WORKED UP. ALSO HAS A HABIT OF FORCING HER WAY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND SLEEPING THERE - WARM FOR HER, I’M SURE, BUT NOT THE MOST COMFORTABLE FOR THE HUMAN WHO’S NOW KINDA PINNED.
VERSUS ARCHIBALD THE ACRIMINIOUS
HE TIRED AND STRETCHY BOI
BATTLE
- ANGEL
- ARCHIBALD
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NEXT WE HAVE CALLIE THE CALAMITY
SHE’S CONSTANTLY TRYING TO SLEEP BUT IS VERY NICE AND A BUFFOON
VERSUS BOOMER THE BOOMER
HE IS NOT A PUPPET OF THE ELITE
BATTLE
- CALLIE
- BOOMER
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I PUT ALL OF THE NAMES IN A RANDOM.ORG LIST GENERATION AND THEN THE FIRST 10 NAMES WEREN’T BYES
AND THEN I SCRAMBLED THE SURVIVORS INTO THE BRACKET
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