I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP EARLY
the board of directors is too busy investigating a breach of cat integrity to respond, please leave your message after the nya
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ADVANCING KITY:
ARTEMIS THE AWFUL
SAMMY THE SPITEFUL
ARCHIE THE AGGRESSIVE
ANGEL THE ADONIMABLE
AND BOOMER THE BOOMER
NUMEROUS CATS ENTER THE BATTLE ARENA ( A SECOND TIME)
FIRST WE HAVE LITTLE BEAR THE BACKBREAKER
HE IS BRAVE LITTLE KITTEN! HE LIKES TO CLIMB UP MY BACK AND SIT ON MY SHOULDER LIKE A PIRATE’S PARROT! HE IS ALSO VERY PLAYFUL ALL THE TIME.
VERSUS ARETEMIS THE AWFUL
ARTEMETIS IS ALSO A CAT
BATTLE
- BEAR
- ARTEMIS
0 voters
NEXT WE HAVE SENSEI THE SKULLCRUSHER
SENSEI IS A CAT
VERSUS VELVET THE VIOLENT
BASKETED IN 
SHE LIKES TO SIT ON LAPS AND KNEAD STOMACHS INTO HUMAN BREAD WHILE PURRING VERY LOUDLY. ALSO ESCAPES OUT THE FRONT DOOR ON OCCASION AND RUNS AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD BEFORE EVENTUALLY COMING HOME FOR FOOD
BATTLE
- SENSEI
- VELVET
0 voters
NEXT WE HAVE HOMEY THE HORRIBLE
HOMEY IS HOMIE.
VERSUS SAMMY THE SPITEFUL
MY AUNTS CAT SAMMY THAT PASSED RECENTLY. SHE IS A TWIN SIAMESE CAT THAT WOULD ALWAYS HANG ON THE TOP OF THE CAT WALL. HER TWIN SISTER SWEETPEA IS VERY ELUSIVE AND HIDES UNDER MY AUNTS BED ALL DAY
BATTLE
- HOMEY
- SAMMY
0 voters
NEXT WE HAVE ARCHIE THE AGGRESSIVE
BASKET
VERSUS ABEL THE ANGY
HE’S BOXED IN
BATTLE
- ARCHIE
- ABEL
0 voters
NEXT WE HAVE SOONER THE SCORNFUL
HE CONSTANTY POSES LIKE HE IS A MERMAID BUT HES HAIRY AND LOUD
NVERSUS ANGEL THE ABONIMABLE
I HAVE YET TO GET A BETTER PICTURE OF ANGEL THAN THIS BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T SIT STILL. SHE’S BASICALLY A VELOCIRAPTOR - SHE MAKES THESE HIGH-PITCHED CHIRPS INSTEAD OF MEOWING MOST OF THE TIME AND WILL ABSOLUTELY HUNT YOUR LEGS IF YOU DON’T PLAY WITH HER WHEN SHE WANTS YOU TO. MY ESSENTIALLY-ADOPTIVE-SISTER (LONG STORY) IS PRETTY CONVINCED SHE HAS AUTISM, BUT CATS APPARENTLY CAN’T HAVE AUTISM SO I GUESS SHE’S JUST WEIRD. SHE HAS ALL HER CLAWS AND WON’T LET YOU FORGET IT, BUT IS ALSO SUPER CUDDLY WHEN SHE’S NOT WORKED UP. ALSO HAS A HABIT OF FORCING HER WAY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND SLEEPING THERE - WARM FOR HER, I’M SURE, BUT NOT THE MOST COMFORTABLE FOR THE HUMAN WHO’S NOW KINDA PINNED.
BATTLE
- SOONER
- ANGEL
0 voters
NEXT WE HAVE STEFFANIE THE SABOTAGER
I WAS A FOUR-YEAR-OLD PLAYING AT A LOCAL PARK ONE DAY WHEN A KITTEN CAME CRAWLING OUT OF THE BUSHES, AND ANOTHER FAMILY THAT WAS THERE TOOK HER IN. BEFORE LONG, THEY HAD PASSED HER ALONG TO US, AND I WAS THE ONE WHO NAMED HER “STEFFANIE,” THE NAME OF A CHARACTER IN A TV SHOW I LIKED BUT SPELLED IN A SIMILAR WAY TO MY COUSINS’ SURNAME. SHE WAS WITH ME AS I GREW UP, FROM MY VERY FIRST DAY OF GRADE SCHOOL THROUGH MY VERY LAST. SHE WAS ALWAYS KIND OF “SARCASTIC” INSOFAR AS THE WORD CAN APPLY TO A CAT - SHE’D LET YOU KNOW WHEN SHE DIDN’T LIKE SOMETHING, BUT WAS ALWAYS GOOD-NATURED ABOUT IT. HER HEALTH STARTED TO DETERIORATE IN OLD AGE, HOWEVER, AND FOUR YEARS AGO SHE ENDED UP SNAPPING HER LEG IN HALF WHEN SHE MISCALCULATED A JUMP. FORTUNATELY, THE LOCAL VET WAS ABLE TO SAVE HER LEG BY ESSENTIALLY BOLTING IT BACK TOGETHER, BUT LAST YEAR HER KIDNEYS FAILED ON HER, AND WE HAD TO PUT HER DOWN ON THE SAME DAY AS THE FUNERAL FOR ONE OF MY HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS WHO HAD PASSED AWAY DUE TO CANCER. I HAVE A HEART-SHAPED CAST OF HER PAW IN MY ROOM TO REMEMBER HER BY, AND AM VERY THANKFUL FOR THE MANY GOOD TIMES WE HAD OVER THE YEARS.
VERSUS GEORGE THE GIANT
HE’S A CONNIVING SCHEMER WHO IS ALWAYS LURKING AROUND AND PLOTTING AGAINST US
BATTLE
- STEFFANIE
- GEORGE
0 voters
NEXT WE HAVE CASSIE MCFLUFF THE CORRUPT (OR FLUFFLYPANTS)
MEOW.
VERSUS BOOMER THE BOOMER
HE IS NOT A PUPPET OF THE ELITE
BATTLE
- CASSIE
- BOOMER
0 voters
NEXT WE HAVE GRIZOU THE GHOULISH
GRIZOU’S NAME IS A REFERENCE TO FOOTBALLER ANTOINE GRIEZMAN (THE DUDE WHO DID BLACKFACE #LOL #WAITWHAT) AND ALSO BECAUSE HE’S GRAY COLORED (GRIS IN FRENCH MEANS GRAY) HE’S A SEMI INDOOR CAT, HE ONLY EVER LIKES TO LIE DOWN ON THE COLD GROUND OF MY ROOM (THE PICTURE IS AN EXCEPTION) HE’S AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HE’S FAT AND HIS ONLY ACTUAL QUALITY IS KNOWING HOW TO OPEN DOORS, HE COSTS ME A FUCKTON IN CAT FOOD. MY NEIGHBORS GAVE HIM TO ME, SOMETIMES HIS MOTHER JUMPS OVER THE WALL THAT SEPARATES OUR HOUSES AND SHE’S A REAL BITCH, WHEN I GET ANGRY AT HIM BECAUSE HE CAN NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP I PUT HIM UP ON MY BUNKBED AND HE GETS TO SCARED TO JUMP DOWN SO HE HAS LIKE VERY BIG EYES AND THEN I HAVE TO CARRY HIM DWON BECAUSE HE MAKES ME SAD. HE LOVES TO BRING ME DEAD FROGS AND LIZARDS FOR SOME REASON, HE’S A VERY BIG PUSSY, HE GETS SCARED TO DEATH BY ANYTHING THAT IS BIGGER THAN HIM, HE’S ALSO A SCAREDYCAT AND MY PARENT’S CAT (LIXY, HE’S A GINGER CHAD) IS THE BANE OF HIS EXISTENCE, I RARELY TAKE PICTURES OF HIM SO I ONLY HAVE THIS ONE, HE’S LIKE 4 YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING AND IM SSUPRISED HE HAS SURVIVED THAT LONG
VERSUS TIG THE TERRIBLE
SHE IS ALWAYS IN THE GRASS PROWLING LOOKING FOR MICE AND LIZARDS. SHE LOVES EATING LIZARDS. SHE ALSO SUPER FLOOF AND SWEET
BATTLE
- GRIZOU
- TIG
0 voters
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Do i vote for story that made me tear up or party cat???
Fluffy or boomer???
Noooooo aaaaaaaaa
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