I saw someone everyone sxumread was killed at night it’s pretty obvious they weren’t gonna be killed by mafia
Day kp what? Wolves, can you please kill me?
No, you wouldnt do thst,you need my mischop.
I literally don’t understand how this could genuinely be seen as tmi from u, my thought process of “oh wait I acumread that guy and he was nightkilled, I’m p sure he was widely scumread, mafia wouldn’t kill him so vigged likelier” was p obviously documented
Hete are some more for you @Whysper
- You know there’s no official training for trash collectors? They just pick things up as they go along.
- I’m thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field.
- What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette.
- Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back? He was dead-lifting.
- I saw Usain Bolt sprinting around the track shouting, “Why did the chicken cross the road!?” It was a running joke.
- Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies.
- How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed.
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.
- Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
- A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, “I want a grilled…cheese.” The waiter says, “What’s with the pause?” “Whaddya mean?” the bear replies. “I’m a bear !”
- What’s E.T. short for? Because he’s got little legs.
- What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
- Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.
- Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, “I need you to help me get to the other side!” The other guy replies, “You’re on the other side!”
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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@Liattac You are Proph now, correct?
Anyway, I was actually kind of surprised you asked Amelia to reclaim right away upon replacing in. From my experience replacing in, people usually give the person a bit of time before asking this. Unless maybe everyone is already open claiming. But otherwise, it seems normal courtesy to wait. And you in particular seem like the type of person who is courteous.
But you asked right away, and Amelia replied right away with no hesitation. I have to admit this feels like a W/W situation.
Haha, thanks. I’m surprised I haven’t heard most of these, but they are the type of jokes I enjoy. 
You either kill me and help me win or i will spam this thread so much that 9000 posts will look like child’s play when you look at it post game.
Im holding this thread hostage. No other lynch is an option. I deserve my win.