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#681

alcohol tastes gross though

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#682

this forum’s consensus least favorite drink is probably alcoholic coffee

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#683

I want die
Banging headache FUCK

#684

water gang water gang

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#685

It deals with the problems

#686

they should make alcoholic water

#687

just don’t have headaches

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#688

of course
I guess I’m not trying hard enough
thanks
that’ll totally fix this

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#689

thats NSFW

i prefer hand-holding headache

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#690

you are welcome

you just need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps

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#691

cmon arete you usually have good opinions why are you wrong

#692

I’m not a man enough
Just take it lol

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#693

Fuck
Bullshit goddamn standards

#694

I agree
Shots are disgusting
Beer tastes like apple juice if you took out all the flavor, carbonated it, and made it parch you when you drink it
wine is just too syrupy

#695

just think positive and your headache will go away :slightly_smiling_face: :slightly_smiling_face: :slightly_smiling_face:

if that doesn’t work then probably you’re not trying hard enough :slightly_smiling_face: :slightly_smiling_face: :slightly_smiling_face: :slightly_smiling_face: :slightly_smiling_face:

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#696

take some excedrin if you have any @Geyde

#697

I have done some research and found that 100% of our problems can be retraced to being born

have we tried being unborn yet

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#698

Too lazy
I’d rather take a minute or so to drink and cri

#699

the unseen-sponsored drink is water because it is clear and therefore unseen

the alcoholic puts vodka in his glass and tells us it’s water but he’s fooling nobody

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#700

Unseen has a sponsored drink? Oh crap I’m switching