One person wishes, the next person corrupts their wish in any way they want. Then they make a wish after the corruption.
Example:
Bob: I wish for a car
David: Wish granted but you got into a car crash while driving around Canada. I wish for a horse
and so forth.
I’ll start:
I wish Firekitten would be quiet sometimes.
Wish granted, but the shower is filled with ice cubes and the water is cold. I wish I could roll NK in FoL.
Wish granted, but I’m Inquisitor and Policy Stab you N1.
I wish people used logic when they played FoL.
(There is no Sorc in FoL you dummy)
Wish granted, but all 15 other players are firekitten.
I wish I got a golden legendary in Hearthstone
(You’re a monster)
Granted, but every time you open one you have to hear Shudderwock his entry line; “My teeth that bite, my claws that snatch!”
I wish my unread button on the forums wasn’t missing.
Wish granted, but you see 99 posts by firekitten in your sleep.
I wish I could use my computer without having to listen to notification pings all the time.
Wish granted, but you will instead listen to the sound of the souls of the innocent crying out.
I wish people could lock and unlock their own threads at will
Wish granted, but they can also unlock and lock your threads as well.
I wish that I was a better FM host.
Wish granted, but every time you host a game you’re forced to do a VC every 10 minutes until the game ends. (even during nighttime.)
I wish I was very very rich
Wish granted, but you will be robbed by criminal organisation in future.
I wish i have a revolver from WIld West.
Wish granted, but you attempt to rob Marl and are taken out by his numerous bodyguards.
I wish that everyone on the forum randomly name swapped with another person.
Wish granted, but the only person who’s name can be swapped with is Hippo’s army of alts
I wish I was a real boy
Granted, but you get eaten by a whale and kidnapped by Riku
I wish Kingdom hearts 3 would get a release date
Wish granted, but it’s October 23, 2181.
I wish for an end to world hunger.
Granted, everything edible in the world disappears and EVERYBODY dies. No more hunger if everything is dead.
I wish I was the luckiest man on earth
