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#102

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house

(Eh, random now)

#103

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the

#104

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate

#105

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim

#106

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper

#107

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who

#108

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves

#109

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade

#110

(I will fite this reaper XD)

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually

#111

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually more

#112

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually more like

#113

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually more like the

#114

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually more like the reaper

#115

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually more like the reaper wanted

#116

(WHERE IS THIS GOING?!)

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually more like the reaper wanted a

#117

ask me later.

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually more like the reaper wanted a friend

#118

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually more like the reaper wanted a friend, the

#119

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually more like the reaper wanted a friend, the fade

#120

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually more like the reaper wanted a friend, the fade went

#121

Once there was a farmer living on the edge of a cliff, waiting for a mailman with his fancy duck. He wanted a lot of the fabulous eggs from the extraordinarily demon sized ghost king who only thought about eating himself some nice cold demon ducks.

The ghost king offered anyone legendary enough eggs to slay the god known as Photine goddess of light.

Farmer John Egbert died trying to satiate his majesty’s hunger and was brought the finest eggs to Castle Crashers home to go and crack the cake of suffering and unicorns, at deaths house the intricate grim reaper who loves FadeBlade, actually more like the reaper wanted a friend, the fade went away