D&D Game Thread - Pug GM

“Yes”

Ergh…

1000g and I will make you one helm of comprehending languages.

Tho it most likely will have to wait till we find a forge… Or till I build one.

Beruk’s brow rises “I don’t believe that is necessary.”

(telepathy would be better but even telepathy could be useles
The problem is deeper

“No”, the birb repeats with the same voice of the old npc

“You can’t have everything”

Falgrim shrugs, sits down on a rock, takes out his tools and starts sharpening his axe.

(tfw this adventure needs the other parts of the squad here)

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“So, where everyone else from before here? Unnok wants to know about people he travels with.”

“Oh, I got the idea!”

Falgrim suddenly stands up and starts searching the wreckage, bringing out a lot of metal and a ship… Cannon.

“That’s gonna be beautiful. We can’t let my upgraded defenses go to waste after all… Hahahah”

Official announcement:

a major fucking incident happened irl for me right now so the town thing will no longer be as soon as I wake up but itll be delayed by a few hours

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please do not ask about it.

I’m still hurt.

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please continue.

"Can someone pass me that weak human blade called dagger from my backpack?

I thought it’s useless but it might have a use here! This is gonna be perfect!"

(We kinda started moving northwest from that area)

(So unless you ran super-quick back up the mountain path to get that stuff… :man_shrugging:)

(Thats why playing without people around is shit. I assumed we are still at same place, lol)

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(Lets say there was still some wrackage around cause we didn’t go far and I just noticed something and made that random madness of genious)

“Quick, pass me that blade!”

“…Blade? Unnok no have a blade. Unnok have this though.”

The Goliath brings out what is essentially just a big rock strapped to an equally large stick.

“This do?”

@eevee

“Blade…from…my…backpack… You know what backpack is, right?” - says while keeping hammering and pouring magic towards gathered metal