we’ll never forget you
until in like five hours
My fellow Americans
As the president of the United Stares, it is my duty to protect my citizens from the insidious clutches of those who would wish to harm them
It is thus that my interests are at once with yours
These times may be dire
But we can get through them with unity
We must make sacrifices in order to achieve this…however
We are breaking covid guidelines in encouraging close contact with the individuals around you
Really make sure you’re close
Any health issues will be taken up at the local clinic, which is the main plaza
Exploration will not be completely out of the question, but it certainly will not be done in a wanton manner
An with the aid of our most qualified individuals
We will ensure the future prosperity of America