This is mashed potatoes.
You make mashed potatoes by forcing the potato masher you’ve been using as a knife rack into the boiled potatoes to make the spuds fluffier and reevaluating based on the results.
You ruin mashed potatoes by going let’s add it in yeah sure why not every time a spice is mentioned until you realize people who flunked home ec have been the ones mentioning spices and all the potatoes you haven’t been paying attention to are burnt.
I don’t really care if my slot gets roasted for KFC if it deserves to be there and I recognize our actual risk of getting roasted in this cooking show is extremely low.
But it took an hour to get people to stop grilling SyndiKatt and after like three hours of Weird Tastes being softboiled he is still the #2 combo and now I am in a roasting pan because people who can’t even be arsed to taste the food as they cook when I’m here loudly shouting at them are being allowed to publish cookbooks for no good reason.
Focus. Organize your spice rack.
I would write this recipe and mean it as either alignment lol