i was in bed, remembered this game started, and posted “first” despite not actually being first because i am extremely funny
i thought “huh, i don’t really feel like getting out of bed”
and then i remembered again that this game had started
in my half awake state, i had a vision
in this vision, i was playing forum mafia with my one true idol, cob (also known as carrots)
i remembered his ideology
i decide to follow it
fade to black
entering thread with hi and then dissapearing is wolfy
looking at u two rn
the last line of this post is weird because the rest is a copypasta so like
it’s obviously not serious, the clarification feels overdone
Tell Belgium to play the game they signed up for, because for the entire first half, they weren’t.
You are here but you didnt follow it up with anything meaningful which is what I meant
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
