[FM] Zombie Arapocalypse Mafia - Game Thread - Canned

[PokemonKidRyan]

Flight

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don’t care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

• Barry?

• Adam?

• Can you believe this is happening?

• I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate.
We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

• You got lint on your fuzz.

• Ow! That’s me!

• Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.

• Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

• Hey, Adam.

• Hey, Barry.

• Is that fuzz gel?

• A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I’d make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I’m glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

• Hi, Barry.

• Artie, growing a moustache? Looks good.

• Hear about Frankie?

• Yeah.

• You going to the funeral?

• No, I’m not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Don’t waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

[sulit]

Hey blue can you come let me out of my shack

[BlueStorm]

Depends. Do you have anything?

[sulit]

No but I can get things

[BlueStorm]

Eh. I’ll put a pin in it.

[PokemonKidRyan]

It’s better to let Sulit do things than to prevent them from doing them.
If they are a traitor like some others have suspected then the traitors would just pass off the killing to one of the other members, keeping sulit away is pointless.

[sulit]

Hey PKR can you let me out of my shack

[PokemonKidRyan]

@eevee would it cost me an action to do so? Or would it just cause another event?
As if it doesn’t cost me an action I’d like to let sulit out of their shack.

[sulit]

If you guys find any flowers can you make a nice grave for me

[Cheeki]

no they stay in the shack

[sulit]

Bruh

[Zone_Q11]

@Simon

could you put down “claims to have a plan” next to my name in that visiting chart, please?

Alright. Give me an hour or two to sort things out.

@Htm

I trust you more than Htm.

Am I like the most untrustable person to exist?

No; that role would only belong to FK.

@Wazza

No. I am not switching.

Very well. I understand.

@NinjaPenguin

Coincidentally, the reason why I think NP is scummy is because he claims that FK requires time to “contribute, change, and something” …well, I ain’t giving FK any time until he makes that damned read list.

He doesn’t need that time to be a good player fyi. He needs that time for me to get an accurate read on him.

…I’ll bite this for now, but if it turns out that both of you flip scum in the end, know that you are dead in future games.

@Icibalus

Okay, but in all seriousness, Zone is a villager because even when he was in the whole “lynching is -EV” fallacy state he was still trying to advance the gamestate .

Newsflash: I always desire progress whether as town or scum. It’s goddamn awful when town dies by silence, and I mean every word of it.

@NinjaPenguin

I don’t remember this but if Zone ever seriously considered a no lynch, that’s counter to his values as a player and he’s much more likely to compromise those as scum than as town.

@Icibalus

iirc he never considered nolynch, but it was more the case that he considered survival more important in this kind of game than wolfhunting because of the difference in game styles

Ye. The only time D1 NL is allowed to exist is when there’s an Odd Night Vigi Claim.
Otherwise: Death to all NL voters.

@Icibalus

You testing me by pushing me agressively on my Zone read would make sense since I fucked up majorly on faking that read in anni.

The major fuck up on mash was the fact that you attacked me. …worst move ever.

@NinjaPenguin

The easiest way to read Zone is to call him obvious town and not explain why.

…alright. Depending on how good my memory is, and depending on your flip, this sentence will have a negative influence on everyone who calls me obv town without any reason.

@NinjaPenguin

Isn’t Zone’s thread position more “rationally self-interested”? Like he wants to survive as first priority but is still working towards the greater good rather than “I’m getting car and leaving for Canada ASAP”

Nope. My personal wincon requires me to survive for a couple of days, meaning that I am forced to play the FM side of this game, and playing FM always requires me to “work towards the greater good”.

@Icibalus

Simon, I’d describe you as a kind of player who’s a Level 2(b) player: who takes the game seriously and has a reasonable amount of experience, but unlike the Level 2(a) player, who still has elements of the Level 1 mechanical player, and thus excels more at rolemadness than the Level 2(a) player, who is generally a solid ally to the Level 3 players in a vanilla game’s village core.

@Icibalus

I, myself, am a bad Level 3.

Meanwhile Zone: Level -1! Kill all who have wronged me in the past!!

[BlueStorm]

Question, @sulit

Did that whole going around and punching someone use up an action?

[sulit]

No

[sulit]

At least I don’t think so

[PokemonKidRyan]

I don’t think sulit as traitor would just explore and punch someone random.
It doesn’t make sense as it probably wouldn’t be beneficial to them.
Unless I am missing something.

[BlueStorm]

Interesting stuff

See, this is the part of the game I’m comfortable figuring out, if others can focus on the other things that’d be top-tier

[Cheeki]

I mean isn’t that exactly what got them in the shack?

[Cheeki]

nvm i misunderstood the question

[sulit]

To be fair

They yelled at me first

It’s a fight or flight reaction