[FoL] Forum of Lies 27 - 10 day FoL (2/18) - Blue Dragon win

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#16283

Fuck you I post it anyway

#16284

Took ya long enough jfc

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#16285

With that, all threats to the Blue Dragon have been eliminated!

The Blue Dragon wins!

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#16286

so did the scorned

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#16287

Italy on day 1: forced to out as the most powerful blue dragon role because of own lack of skill
Italy on day 9: You donā€™t even understand who the fuck youā€™re dealing with. I have advanced degrees in statistics and computer science and Iā€™ve created a simple program with an advanced algorithm that Iā€™ve been working on for years. I have read and tracked over 600 forum mafia games, recording every fencesit, every association, every scumtell. I have over 50 documented, specific forms and versions of scumtells and towntells, and at this point I can just skim a thread and put it into my machine. I have reduced the cacophonous lies of forum mafia into a pure, beautiful mathematical formula, and itā€™s led me to literal hundreds of wins.
Why do I think youā€™re scum? I donā€™t deign to think about you myself. Instead, I thought about how to create a program to know mathematically whether you are scum. I donā€™t need to think about you, because my algorithm has determined that you are scum to an 87% certainty. You cannot beat those numbers at this stage in the game. Weā€™re talking about a mere 13% chance that you are a town member so monumentally bad at this game that you fooled a computer program that has successfully identified over 500 unique mafia players as scum with over 96% accuracy. Your only defense, in other words, is that you are so naturally scummy that youā€™re an outlier.
Whether youā€™re town or mafia, this is a message from mathematics ā€“ you are bad at this game. You have played so scummy that a perfectly objective process has labeled you as scum. Whether that makes you bad at playing your specific rolecard or bad in general, there is no question that behaving like scum means you have not performed well. Consider this a welcome wakeup call, as hundreds have before you: If a player decides youā€™re scum, itā€™s possible you just got unlucky, but if a computer program can be that certain of your alignment, there are some serious holes in your game, because it means youā€™re scum in an objective sense, rather than a subjective one. For that reason, Iā€™m willing to roll that die and take that 13% risk, because even if thereā€™s a small chance you might be town, thereā€™s not even a remote chance that youā€™re good.

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#16288

so did the scorned :sob:

#16289

I dont like this game

Chloe sad

#16290

damn

honestly italy town MVP
those words feel weird but you deserve it

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#16291

Awesome flavor throughout btw

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#16292

I am the main character of this flavor

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#16293

How the fuck could yall not notice that King was inoced

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#16294

katze: skilled italy isnā€™t real, he canā€™t hurt you
skilled italy:

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#16295

i can go on for a whileā€“

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#16296

this game has the most posts of any game on the site

this makes us the best

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#16297

The only thing Iā€™m going to post is this beauty from Marshal:
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This game was hell.

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#16298

i mean scum could have killed you every single night?

#16299

Lmao I accidentally called the entire Unseen.

#16300

I fucking tried twice

#16301

well no

for like half the nights Zone was the only scum alive :^)

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#16302

italy d1: I am going to proceed to not do any reads :triumph:

italy d6-10: just carries town and makes it a mech lock win for town

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