(Let the gms handle this, I got schewl)
The gunowner inspects the gun. It uses 9mm ammo.
“The price is 15 cents a round. 1000 rounds is 135 dollars, bulk price for ya”
I will buy 30 rounds
“Gun licence, please.”
he looks into his wallet fuck
the one time I need it I leave it home
sorry for wasting your time I will return when I find it
“Hold on. I’m willing to turn a blind eye if…”
if what?
“Never mind, silly me. Just come with your licence”
I am curious what did you want?
“You know, unrest is rising. Cops are busy, the best time to make some dough”
I am all ears
“70 bucks and we’ll pretend that you had your licence”
He smiles
he gets out 70 bucks pretend what my friend? I always had it and you know it
“Of course.”
He puts his hand out
(who uses cash anymore?)
( Americans )
(oh well guess I do use cash it seems)
he gives the money and takes his 30 rounds