Godcard [Roleplay Thread]

(Let the gms handle this, I got schewl)

The gunowner inspects the gun. It uses 9mm ammo.

“The price is 15 cents a round. 1000 rounds is 135 dollars, bulk price for ya”

I will buy 30 rounds

“Gun licence, please.”

he looks into his wallet fuck

the one time I need it I leave it home

sorry for wasting your time I will return when I find it

“Hold on. I’m willing to turn a blind eye if…”

if what?

“Never mind, silly me. Just come with your licence”

I am curious what did you want?

“You know, unrest is rising. Cops are busy, the best time to make some dough”

I am all ears

“70 bucks and we’ll pretend that you had your licence”

He smiles

he gets out 70 bucks pretend what my friend? I always had it and you know it

“Of course.”

He puts his hand out

(who uses cash anymore?)

( Americans )

(oh well guess I do use cash it seems)

he gives the money and takes his 30 rounds