Help katze make their champs bio

“Marshal educes a significantly different aura from Katze”

-nightingale 2020

when you’re being tunneled, use this:

10 Likes

die, katze

whoops where did that comma come from

5 Likes

it’s the oxford comma things are strange, , and, confusing

Hello, everyone, my name is katze! I’m proud to represent the Forum of Lies community here in the Mafia Championships. I’m not really sure what to put here, so here are some facts about me!

  • I’m a moderator on Forum of Lies! Following the rules is very important to me. I hope we can have a nice friendly game with no toxicity!
  • Some players on my homesite say I’m hard to read, but I don’t really think that’s true! ^-^
  • I’ll probably be playing a fairly conventional game by the standards of my site, but I know a lot of you will be coming from sites with different playstyles! I’m hoping to learn more about how Mafia is played on other sites!
  • On my site, I’m a bit of a hyperposter, but the postcap this game should help me avoid that, don’t worry!

Let’s all have fun and play together!

9 Likes

Guten Morgen, meine Freunden. Ich habe einen Name aber hier heisse ich “Katze.” Dieses ist das deutsches Wort fuer “cat” und es wird “kat-zuh” pronunziert. Ich nutze diesen Name am liebsten. Wann ich ein Profilsbild waelen muss, ich eine katze waele. Ich bin eine Katze! Ich mag zufaellig “miau,” zu sagen. Haben Sie gekannt, dass, vor ich im Sprachanrufe gesprochen habe, ich zufaellig miauen wuerde. Papae! Aber Sie mussen eine Sache wissen. ICH BIN KEIN FURRY!!!

disclaimer: my german is definitely not accurate so if a native speaker wants to correct this garbage then go ahead

10 Likes

sounds metal as hell

3 Likes

If I were you I’d just put in the not a furry copypasta and call it a day
but you do you

13 Likes

just make it a singular joycat

wait even better

just link this thread

5 Likes

Rather than giving any useful information about kat’s playstyle, I’m going to give you a mildly interesting history fact.

The phrase “alea iacta est,” meaning “the die is cast,” is widely known even by people with no more than a patchy understanding of the life of Julius Caesar. However, in Caesar’s own account of the civil war, he makes no mention of such a phrase, or anything similar. The phrase itself is generally attributed to Suetonius.

10 Likes

Perfect Katze Bio:

Hi, my name is katze and this is not a vanity search, my manager every few months does plagiarism checks on my work and I told them that I would reach out this to this site on my own since you guys have stolen previously my WIFOM game without credit and I figured I could just talk to you guys about it and have my short story removed without much issue.

3 Likes

Hi, I’m katze. Yes, this is a hardclaim!!

1 Like

Wait, I have a “brilliant” idea.

As a part of the UPick Pass, Katze Pack 1 introduces katze from Forum of Lies! With her cunning moves and knack for knives, opponents will fall victim to katzes’ masterful manipulation.

For her primary ability, she wields a gun. To shoot continuously, press and hold the buttons, or repeatedly spam actions. While shooting, she can also dodge forward, backward, or in mid-air!

Her second ability fires a grappling hook. It can be aimed at a diagonal angle on the playerlist. Or you can use it to pull opponents closer… and latch onto players.

Her third ability invokes joycrab with a mere fingersnap. The initial snap isn’t very strong, but it does inflict additional darkvotes over time.

And know this, these are not even their final forms. The full power of these abilities must be unleashed.

The trick? Her fourth ability, Chloe’s Guard. katze’s Furry Gauge builds up slowly over time, when she gets voted by a player, or when she’s behind in terms of threadstate or lives. And by using Chloe’s Guard, she can fill the gauge faster while reducing any votes taken by half. If she evokes and cries while Chloe is activated, she can even defend from CFDs. When she releases the button, her voters will be knocked back.

Once her Furry Gauge is full, she’ll unmask, and summon a manifestation of her Fursona, :joy_cat:. Until the Gauge runs out, :joy_cat: will assist katze in a powerful way. With her fursona at her side, katze can deal additional emotional damage with each vote, and beyond that, her abilities change.

Her primary ability upgrades to Gun Special. It handles the same as before, only now, she’ll fire three bullets per shot.

Her second ability transforms into Wing of Joy. Using :joy_cat:s wings, she’ll swiftfully rise up (against society). While this doesn’t deal damage, it will make her invincible for a time, so have a safe flight!

For her third ability, :joy_cat: invokes transcrab. This large crab repeatedly stabs opponents, inflicting them with long lasting additional darkvotes.

Her fourth ability performs one of two defenses, each triggering automatically. For votes, she’ll counter with Chloe. Attacks can be deflected with Makarakarn. Oh, by the way, :joy_cat: is completely invincible!

And then there’s katze’s Final Copypasta, All-Out Joy_tack. After cutting through foes, she’ll launch a coordinated strike with the Pocketed Villagers of UPick. In case the first vote didn’t cut it, she can try once more by posting a :pleading_face: in thread.

:joy_cat: doesn’t change katze’s Final Copypasta, so she’s free to use it whenever she wants!

Katze’s post-game victory speech replicates the one in Short Fuse 5. The Pocketed Villagers of UPick have something to say about her victory, too! When Katze taunts, Litten shows up! Her alternate costume is a maid outfit. Good thing she can use her skirt to summon :joy_cat:!

8 Likes

i was considering just using that (with maybe a few tweaks) and being done with it

1 Like

Thats what I planned to say.

this is tied for my third-most-liked post

(kat, put this post in your bio)

6 Likes

i regularly interact with katze and i feel i somehow understand them less than when we first met

7 Likes