House Party! [Thread]

Roleplaying
#381

why is the officer unpeeling themselves

#382

It was a monkey suit all along!

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#383

I have… many questions

#384

What questions do you have
This is a completely normal operation

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#385

oh, you’re an undercover cop?
or are you undercover as a cop?
I guess it doesn’t matter, but why did you choose a monkey suit?

#386

uh
well
It was on sale

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#387

I’m schrodinger’s cop

#388

i counterclaim cop

#389

This is reverse Mafia.
Cop is therefore evil.

#390

What jurisdiction?

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#391

last time someone ask me that, I said “what”, and the person said “juris-DICKS-IN YOUR MOUTH”

I fucking hate teenagers

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#392

im not making that mistake again
nice fucking try punk

#393

I am disappointed you think so little of me

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#394

I won’t return to monke

#395

/point gun at geyde

#396

3:05 is me

#397

I am neither Monke nor ever will be Monke

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#398

are you sure about that

#399

Yes
Why wouldn’t I be

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#400

:thonk: cause you could unzip your human suit and become Monke