How the Unseen Convert people

How the unseen convert

In game - N1) Delivering mail to 15. Redirected to themself
Mastermind coming back from 15’s room: Ahhhh… Now 15, whoever they are will join us. We’ll get another member, isn’t that right Assassin?
Assassin: Sure is boss!
Mastermind entering the unseen room: Now we wait for them to show up

3 hours later
Mastermind: What the crap? Where are they?
Assassin walks in the unseen’s door
Assassin: Hey boss! Where’s our new member?
Mastermind: I have no idea. You didn’t kill them did you?
Assassin: No! They must have lost their way or something
Mastermind: sigh I guess we just wait more.
Mastermind puts their hand in their pockets and feels a letter
Mastermind: Wait… What is this??
*Holds up letter
Assassin: That looks like your letter… Did you forget to give them it? Wow… Truly, your intellect is showing
Mastermind: SHUDDUP!! -.-

In game - N2) Delivering mail to 15… Again. Redirected to the Assassin
Mastermind coming back from 15’s room: There, I made SURE my letter left my pockets! Without any interruptions, this should be our newest member!
The hallways of the castle
Assassin, making their way back slowly from their kill: I wonder who will be our newest member? snickers Or did he forget to deliver his own mail again? He truly is high IQ.
A letter comes flying out of nowhere into their face
Assassin: Ow! What the f-. Hey, isn’t this the Mastermind’s letter? What does he want with me?
Opens it
Assassin: Ummmmm… This is 6D chess… But the only thing I recognize is the “unseen room” part… Does the Mastermind want me for something? I’d better hurry back
In the unseen room, 30 mins later
Mastermind: Got any 5’s?
Sheriff: Go fish. Got any 7’s?
Mastermind: Curses! hands over his 7. Got any-
Unseen room door bursts open
Assassin: Hey Master- sees the Sheriff and quickly shuts up
Sheriff: Master? puts cards down and sits up straight Is there something going on here?
Mastermind (in their head): F*CK THAT INCOMPETENT NITWIT!!
Mastermind (out loud): It’s nothing. grins in a very forced manner We are just into role-playing, that’s all
Sheriff glares at the Mastermind
Mastermind glares back at the Sheriff
Tension escalating
Sheriff shrugs: Okay, you got your own kinks and whatever. Just don’t involve me. Have a nice night! leaves
Mastermind: YOU FOOL!!! YOU ALMOST EXPOSED US!! deep breaths to calm down At least we’ll be getting our newest member
Assassin: Ummmm yeah… About that. Holds up the letter. You never told me you played 6D chess
An enraged howl could be heard from the dungeons of the castle

In game - N3) Delivering mail to the Prince… We all know how that will end up
Mastermind walking back to their room again: Ohhhhh… Please, please, PLEASE let this work. stumbles into the room and collapses onto a chair
Prince’s dungeon
Prince: night claim 2019 lul. no. u die
Jailed Person: Ummmm… I claimed Noble, I twinned D3 and gossiped the King, exposing the NK. When did I ever claim KNIGHT?
Prince: u did. u siad d3 “def 1”. me going too exe u
Jailed Person (Noble): NO STOP! DON’T THROW!!! SCROLL UP AND READ THE CHAT AGAIN YOU IDIOT!!!
Prince: shut up exe
Prince holds up axe
Noble: Report Prince for throwing. What a retard
A letter flutters down onto the Prince’s head
Prince: puts down axe. what dis?
Prince opens letter and stares at contents
Prince: kek. me cant reed. i see address… hmmm… sender must hv lost their letter. i am prince. i am good boi. i return to sender

Unseen room, 2.5 hours later
Assassin: So when will the newest recruit arrive?
Mastermind: Soon I hope
knocking on the door
Mastermind: Must be them! gets up and opens the door
Mastermind: Hello, we’ve been expecting you… Welcome to the - HHRRK!!
Assassin: Hey hey, what’s wrong? gets up and looks at the door Who’s ther- GRRRK
Prince standing at the door: smiles goofily hi doods. u lost ur letter. im returning it to it’s owner
Mastermind: sweating heavily U-U-Ummm… Tha-That’s not ours. It’s someone else’s, I swear!
Prince: oh? but ur address is here at the bottom
points to the address
Prince: frowns y u lie to meh? :frowning:
Mastermind and Assassin: … … sweating like a waterfall
Prince: happy again ahhh. u testing my iq. my iq very high, i know you too are guud bd. have a nice night! i got to kill that fake night claim. bai bai. closes door and leaves
Mastermind and Assassin collpase onto the floor
Assassin: Ummmm… What just happened?
Mastermind: I… I… I have no clue…
Assassin: gets up and pours a glass of whiskey Is the prince really… That stupid??
Mastermind: grabs a bottle of vodka and starts chugging it down Apparently so…
Mastermind looks at the letter in his hand
Mastermind: You know what? I don’t even care anymore. I’m done. chucks the letter out the door and into the waterway
Sheriff’s room
Sheriff: This person is NS! He’s fine! For now…
letter washes up beside him
Sheriff: Oh? What’s this?
Opens letter and reads it
Marshal: Hmmmm… eyes glint evilly I see what must be done…
Unseen room
Assassin (drunk): Hic welp, aiiiim off 2 beddd… Hic
Mastermind: Go… Just go…
sudden knocking on the door
Mastermind: Door’s unlocked!
door opens and “sheriff” walks in
Mastermind: Hello again sh-
Assassin: HAI BUDDY!!! WELCOME 2 DE UNSEEN!!! WE GOTZ COOKIEEEEEES
Mastermind: OH FOR THE LOVE OF F*CK!!! CAN’T YOU SEE THE SHERIFF STANDING THERE??? YOU JUST GAVE US AWAY!
"Sheriff": Actually, I came here for a different reason… I’m now no longer BD
Mastermind: Wat O.O
Marshal: I saw your letter. It made a lot of sense to me
Mastermind: I literally just wrote “You were converted into the Unseen” and the address… How does that make any sense?
Marshal: That is the point. I too, play 6D chess. I understand fully what you said
Mastermind: … … … … Why is this castle full of idiots???

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