Hydra Jailkeeper 9 - Town win!

Actually lets try again.

@anon97870008 why do you scumreas my slot?

F

i have to make dinner now

sad noises

This games gonna be an ez win

i already solved the game

society + gamers scumteam

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Nah

Solar/then Axep/Society

society bad

I already solved the game. Apex and Legends scumlock.

Youā€™re better than me!

Im only kiddinā€™ withya

Okay I think possed is scum

thats what ive been saying

Possessed isnā€™t scum, weā€™re masons

Iā€™m sorry for doubting you, great one

put some respect on that name

But yeah possed feels too passive

@Possessed

my partner is catching up and theyā€™ve already made their read on you clear, as such i will post my wallpost as to why you are scum

why society is scum

You donā€™t even understand who the fuck youā€™re dealing with. I have advanced degrees in statistics and computer science and Iā€™ve created a simple program with an advanced algorithm that Iā€™ve been working on for years. I have read and tracked over 600 forum mafia games, recording every fencesit, every association, every scumtell. I have over 50 documented, specific forms and versions of scumtells and towntells, and at this point I can just skim a thread and put it into my machine. I have reduced the cacophonous lies of forum mafia into a pure, beautiful mathematical formula, and itā€™s led me to literal hundreds of wins.
Why do I think Society is scum? I donā€™t deign to think about Society myself. Instead, I thought about how to create a program to know mathematically whether Society is scum. I donā€™t need to think about Society, because my algorithm has determined that Society is scum to an 87% certainty. You cannot beat those numbers at this stage in the game. Weā€™re talking about a mere 13% chance that Society is a town member so monumentally bad at this game that you fooled a computer program that has successfully identified over 500 unique mafia players as scum with over 96% accuracy. Societyā€™s only defense, in other words, is that Society is so naturally scummy that Society is an outlier.
Whether youā€™re town or mafia, this is a message from mathematics ā€“ you are bad at this game. You have played so scummy that a perfectly objective process has labeled you as scum. Whether that makes you bad at playing your specific rolecard or bad in general, there is no question that behaving like scum means you have not performed well. Consider this a welcome wakeup call, as hundreds have before you: If a player decides youā€™re scum, itā€™s possible you just got unlucky, but if a computer program can be that certain of your alignment, there are some serious holes in your game, because it means youā€™re scum in an objective sense, rather than a subjective one. For that reason, Iā€™m willing to roll that die and take that 13% risk, because even if thereā€™s a small chance you might be town, thereā€™s not even a remote chance that youā€™re good.

the real reason why

You donā€™t even understand who the fuck youā€™re dealing with. I have advanced degrees in statistics and computer science and Iā€™ve created a simple program with an advanced algorithm that Iā€™ve been working on for years. I have read and tracked over 600 forum mafia games, recording every fencesit, every association, every scumtell. I have over 50 documented, specific forms and versions of scumtells and towntells, and at this point I can just skim a thread and put it into my machine. I have reduced the cacophonous lies of forum mafia into a pure, beautiful mathematical formula, and itā€™s led me to literal hundreds of wins.
Why do I think Society is scum? I donā€™t deign to think about Society myself. Instead, I thought about how to create a program to know mathematically whether Society is scum. I donā€™t need to think about Society, because my algorithm has determined that Society is scum to an 87% certainty. You cannot beat those numbers at this stage in the game. Weā€™re talking about a mere 13% chance that Society is a town member so monumentally bad at this game that you fooled a computer program that has successfully identified over 500 unique mafia players as scum with over 96% accuracy. Societyā€™s only defense, in other words, is that Society is so naturally scummy that Society is an outlier.
Whether youā€™re town or mafia, this is a message from mathematics ā€“ you are bad at this game. You have played so scummy that a perfectly objective process has labeled you as scum. Whether that makes you bad at playing your specific rolecard or bad in general, there is no question that behaving like scum means you have not performed well. Consider this a welcome wakeup call, as hundreds have before you: If a player decides youā€™re scum, itā€™s possible you just got unlucky, but if a computer program can be that certain of your alignment, there are some serious holes in your game, because it means youā€™re scum in an objective sense, rather than a subjective one. For that reason, Iā€™m willing to roll that die and take that 13% risk, because even if thereā€™s a small chance you might be town, thereā€™s not even a remote chance that youā€™re good.

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possessed please commit self fix

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can u actually post serious reason

nah