[Interest Check] D&D 5e Campaign

Generally, NPC retainers won’t fight or follow me into anywhere dangerous

I’m not planning my character to be a fighter

you’d still have to ask geyde for permission tho

how are you gonna kill monsters?

There’s monsters?

roze just wants to rp as a helpless naive princess we gotta rescue e.e

What I usually roleplay as, yes

dungeons and dragons

Dragons can be nice and cute

Metallic ones are
Chromatic ones are dicks, though

In this case I can as well remove the remaining clothing to show most of the scars I had inflicted and survived prone. I can tell on how I used to raid human cities, on how the slaves cried.
I have stories on how to hunt all nearby lifestock to let the orc and barbarian tribes sucumb to hunger, as even the surrounding “good” settlements were as well pilled until even the humans had to move out, being kidnapped as they walked.
I can show him how to destroy the elves in one blow, how to disrupt their senses with Faerie Fire with a practical demonstration. I can teach him how to force an elven settlement to endure until they had to surrender by poisoning their wheels, raiding all their more advanced forms of magic, surrounding their cities day and night until they either suicided, as it was a better fate than working for Lolth, or were picked between the herd.
There is more than size on what makes the drow fucking threatening

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tfw still can’t hit the broadside of a barn

ooh scary, i like it

he’d still try to delude himself until it’s no logner possible tho, but that’d likely work

now a cute pic to counter the edgy post

https://i.imgur.com/OShGTYN.jpg

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https://2.bp.blogspot.com/--0RGA0Z9qkk/XKct7OMBrcI/AAAAAAAAkrk/UgLw9gZyjJsW6jkdB9vsrPq8XjHtMAaHQCLcBGAs/s1600/angry%2Bdoggo.jpg

omg the cute little eyebrows

Grub

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I will not allow npc retainer

At least for combat.
OOC fine

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Well that self resolves