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#24273

Damn right it is Priestess. I wish to become a prosecution lawyer.

#24274

What do you do in a history major

Genuine question bexause of genuine consideration

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#24275

It’s fine, I’m useless anyway and I came to terms with that :^)

#24276

I’m 19, which technically makes me a teenager :^)

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#24277

you’re not captivated by applied physics like cloned and i are
sure u can understand the regular starter-level calc-based stuff like most do

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#24278

i would be the worst lawyer ever

like
ever

i could not do it
i would die of guilt over every decision

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#24279

But Chloe, the money.
If I was competent, becoming a lawyer would probably be one of the things I would consider.

#24280

you … are certainly welcome to make assumptions about my ability to understand physics/math/etc.

that is something you are free to do

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#24281

You’re clearly not useless. Have hope and you’ll get out of it

#24282

fuck money

i would be so depressed it wouldnt be worth it

#24283

No
You’d just be a bad prosecutor
A passionate lawyer’s p good

#24284

i mean
you implied this urself in the comment i replied to

#24285

chloe, would you rather put an innocent person in jail or set a guilty person free

#24286

i would be terrible at defending someone if they told me they are guilty

i would not be able to guide them into a plea deal
i would straight up be like “yeah no i cant help you find someone else”

#24287

I’d love to defend that
I like honest people

#24288

i’d rather not be responsible for either of these :^)

#24289

…only if you think ‘History major’ implies ‘can’t understand math/physics/etc.’

#24290

You are too soft.

#24291

I would also like to see someone like shoplifters stealing from a big multimillion supermarket not face the harsh punishments they do now

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#24292

maybe i am
shrug

but im not going to change who i am just to earn some more money